1) go to Chik Fil-A grand opening, where first 100 people in line receive year's supply of Chik Fil-A (for real! but your better get off your fat ass and do it now because it is almost too late and you are sure there are plenty of fatasses who have been there since 4:30 AM waiting and if you were not too lazy you would have been one of them.)
2) go to library and get as many Lite Reading books as possible. you can get some Sweet Valley High and also some "real" (YA)literature but make sure it's semi-trashy and romanticizing the trash so you can pretend you are in the book where drugs unicorns and hott sex collide and somebody is redeemed (see: Echo by Francesca Lia Block).
3) if all else fails, go to Kmart pretending you can afford to buy every single velvet "art" in the place and you are going to color them all and put them up on the wall and someone will fall in love with you because of your Extreme Kitschiness.
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1) go to Chik Fil-A grand opening, where first 100 people in line receive year's supply of Chik Fil-A (for real! but your better get off your fat ass and do it now because it is almost too late and you are sure there are plenty of fatasses who have been there since 4:30 AM waiting and if you were not too lazy you would have been one of them.)
2) go to library and get as many Lite Reading books as possible. you can get some Sweet Valley High and also some "real" (YA)literature but make sure it's semi-trashy and romanticizing the trash so you can pretend you are in the book where drugs unicorns and hott sex collide and somebody is redeemed (see: Echo by Francesca Lia Block).
3) if all else fails, go to Kmart pretending you can afford to buy every single velvet "art" in the place and you are going to color them all and put them up on the wall and someone will fall in love with you because of your Extreme Kitschiness.
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