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"then he notices the pie on the counter, one slice is missing, now the story's getting scary, cause he comes to realize that bridget is allergic to cherries ( Read more... )

funny things from conversations today:

my nameis harder: taquitoes?
my nameis harder: oh hell yes.

xspazzyxmageex: OMG
xspazzyxmageex: NOVA TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF TONIGHT
xLilHrdcoreGrlx: wooooooo!!!!!!!
xspazzyxmageex: maggie, i swear the heavens opened and the angels sang

hahaha so my mom bought something on ebay from some guy in china, and all his e-mails are coming in chinese. it's amazing. we both installed the chinese symbol thing and i'm trying to translate everything off of dictionary.com. yeah, i pretty much figured out paypal in chinese. it was sweeet. and this guy's e-mail is from 126.com, which is totally ( Read more... )

BettyBoop8714: I WAS ROOTIN TOOTIN RED, YOU WERE GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY RED

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BettyBoop8714: hahaha, NU METAL, seriously , like we beat up nu metal kids out here

i just thought that was pretty damn funny. haha.

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i have pink eye.

i got it from the dog.

weird.

and that's it.

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