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x jaded TRAGEDY: so it's 10:30am and i'm walkin down the street the other day
x jaded TRAGEDY: bright ass day and i see a man chilin on the sidewalk
x jaded TRAGEDY: he looks at me and goes its pretty dark out
x jaded TRAGEDY: got a match?
x jaded TRAGEDY: im like wtf uh no its mad bright out
x jaded TRAGEDY: and hes like ya bitch
x jaded TRAGEDY: i need a match
x jaded TRAGEDY: I NEED A DAMN MATCH!!
x jaded TRAGEDY: so i look frantically around
x jaded TRAGEDY: because this guys mad creepy
x jaded TRAGEDY: like almost santa like except without the beard
x jaded TRAGEDY: so i tell him bee are bee and ill get him a damn match
x jaded TRAGEDY: the man told me to hurry up or its gonna get darker
x jaded TRAGEDY: so i walk in the convience store and ask for matches
x jaded TRAGEDY: the best kinda matches
x tragic kisses: ANNDDD!
x jaded TRAGEDY: they hand them to me and i walk out and the man is still standing there
x jaded TRAGEDY: i hand him a single match
x jaded TRAGEDY: and he lights his ciggarette and says thanks
x jaded TRAGEDY: and walks away.
x jaded TRAGEDY: the end.
x tragic kisses: but what does that have to do with it being dark out?
x jaded TRAGEDY: HES A CRAZY FAT MAN NIKKI
x jaded TRAGEDY: NOTEVERYTHING HAS TO DO WITH BEING DARK OUT
x jaded TRAGEDY: why is myspace so gay?
x tragic kisses: im not sure, i wish i knew
x jaded TRAGEDY: i just dont understand it
x jaded TRAGEDY: i just dont
x jaded TRAGEDY: like
x jaded TRAGEDY: what did i ever do to tom
x jaded TRAGEDY: what did we ever do
x jaded TRAGEDY: we're goo citizens
x jaded TRAGEDY: we represent myspace so good
x jaded TRAGEDY: and he repays us by not being able to do shit
x tragic kisses: bryanna, will you marry me.
x tragic kisses: i love you
x jaded TRAGEDY: california hours
x jaded TRAGEDY: yes nikki i will
x tragic kisses: fuck california hours.
x jaded TRAGEDY: I DO
x tragic kisses: YAY.
x jaded TRAGEDY: FUCK TOM
x tragic kisses: he will not be attending our wedding
x jaded TRAGEDY: WE SHOULD CREATE OUR OWN MYSPACE
x tragic kisses: YEAH!
x jaded TRAGEDY: MYSPACE WEDDING
x jaded TRAGEDY: it will be like
x jaded TRAGEDY: brynikspace
x jaded TRAGEDY: and IT WILL RULE THE PLANET OF DUCKS AND GRAPES
x tragic kisses: we can have a virtual wedding certificate too
x tragic kisses: YES./
x jaded TRAGEDY: AHAHAH
x tragic kisses: and there will be only cool kids allowed on it. and no annoying bullitens about emily rose coming out of my closet
x jaded TRAGEDY: oh my gosh yes
x jaded TRAGEDY: brynikspace.com
x tragic kisses: YES.
x tragic kisses: i can see it now
x tragic kisses: and we could charge for it too. and make millions of dollars and buy our own island and grow cute scene boys like the qtz in hottopic
x jaded TRAGEDY: and eat all the quiznos turkey swiss no onions or red pepper sandwhichs ever.
x jaded TRAGEDY: MMMMMM
x tragic kisses: yes.
x tragic kisses: and there could be a pool full of cherry jello
x tragic kisses: because i've always wanted one of those
x jaded TRAGEDY: cherrys gross
x jaded TRAGEDY: watermelons where its at
x jaded TRAGEDY: 8-)
x tragic kisses: okay okay, cherry hot tub, watermelon pool.
x tragic kisses: with a slide and everything
x jaded TRAGEDY: omg amazing
x tragic kisses: and a chocolate waterfall like willy wonka!
x jaded TRAGEDY: you like cherries?
x tragic kisses: willy wonka willy wonka and his magic chocolateers!
x tragic kisses: DUH.
if anyone actually reads any or all of that, i'd be impressed!
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