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One PAYDAY MR.PEANUT
wanted a BIT O HONEY, so he took
MARY JANE behind the POWERHOUSE
on the corner of CLARK and FIFTH AVENUE.
He began to feel her MOUNDS.
That was pure ALMOND JOY.
It made her TOOTSIE ROLL. He let out a SNICKER
as his BUTTERFINGER went up her JUICYFRUIT
and caused a MILKY WAY. She screamed OH HENRY
as she squeezed his ZAGNUTS. MARY JANE said,
"you are even better than the THREE MUSKETEERS."
Soon she was a bit CHUNKY and nine months later had a BABY RUTH.