YeTeuk: The Same Old Thing
Title: The Same Old Thing
Starring: Leeteuk, Yesung (YeTeuk)
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Romance, Friendship, Crack (?)
Warnings: Hint of yaoi (boyxboy romance)
Words: 1,484
A/N: Part of the 100 Super Junior Fics Challenge - 079. The Same Old Thing, Eeteuk/Yesung
"Come oooooooooooon, DUDE! I have to pee real bad!"
"Pffffffffffffffffftttt…. I'm trying, trying, try… ing.. THERE, now go"
"Aren't ya gonna help me?"
"Help you pee, piss, peeeee? How old were you again?"
"Fiiiiiiiiive as of today!"
"And how many beeeers did you have?"
"Ten - though I also had those tequilas that Hangeng-hyung passed on to me, I bet Sungminnie never noticed I was gulping them down instead of hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim~"
"You've had enough, time to go to bed!"
Just when Yesung wanted to turn around the lights were switched on. He yelped and covered his eyes, they ached and he slowly lowered himself to the ground, forming a small ball that was trying to hide from the light. The one near the switch crossed his arms and sighed.
"Talking to yourself again, Yesung?", Leeteuk leaned against the doorpost and stared at the small ball. He walked up to it and nudged it with his foot. Yesung didn't reply, he only whimpered and fell over on his side.
"I told you not to go out drinking with them you can't hold your liquor as well as they do", the leader sighed and reached down, tugging at Yesung's leg and dragging him over the floor to the bathroom. He had overheard Yesung's conversation with himself and it was safe to say the younger one was drunk and weird, weirdly drunk. While others became tired or touchy-feely or perhaps even violent, Yesung became even stranger then he normally was when he had drunk too much.
"Talking to yourself as if there are two of you, OH GOD, don't let there be two..", Leeteuk grumbled as he reached the bathroom and opened the door. As a good leader Leeteuk went inside to get some aspirin and a cup of water. Yesung had changed his position, he was no longer forming a ball but he now laid in the middle of the hall way, arms and legs spread wide and a soft snoring leaving his mouth.
He had fallen asleep in the minute it had taken Leeteuk to get what he needed to ensure Yesung wouldn't have a killer hang over the next day. But now he stood there, looking down at the male who had woken him from his sleep with his crazy talk. Leeteuk would scold Hangeng and Sungmin later, getting Yesung drunk like that. How had he even managed to get home without hurting himself? He felt angry and turned the glass of water abruptly.
Yesung sat up quickly, the water in his face had torn him from his amazing dream and he looked around.
"Where did the turtles go? There were turtles.. BIG ONES!", Yesung got on his hands and knees and crawled into the living area, supposedly searching for the turtles in his dream. The leader followed him and figured that if Hangeng and Sungmin had fun getting Yesung wasted, he could have fun with the silly man's train of thoughts during his drunken state.
"Perhaps they are underneath the lamp", Leeteuk suggested and sat down on the couch with an amused expression as the other scurried over on his hands and knees. Yesung picked up the object pressed his face against the little table and turned to Leeteuk with a sad look.
"Not there..", he whined softly, dropping the lamp and breaking it. This had Leeteuk on his feet in a flash, just now realizing Yesung could endanger all of them with this reckless behaviour. So much for having fun.
"Okay, enough, you're coming with me", Leeteuk announced and reached down, hooking his arms underneath Yesung's armpits and pulling him onto his feet. Yesung surprisingly complied and let out a loud giggle.
"Didn't I already cum with chu?"
"What do you mean? We're going to sleep, come on"
"I did sleep with you, mister Leader, sir! Your cock feels gooooooooooood~!"
Leeteuk froze to the spot with the giggling Yesung in his arms. The drunken man wiggled free from the stiff arms and pressed his body against the other's , his mouth next to Leeteuk's ear.
"Hot. Hard. Fast", was all Yesung muttered and gripped Leeteuk's waist afterwards, grinding their nether regions.
Leeteuk was perplexed, he tried to pry Yesung's hands off his body and quickly leaped through the room, rushing to his own so Yesung couldn't molest him and make him believe they had indeed slept together. What was he talking about?! They had never had sex, never even kissed!
"The alcohol makes him delusional. Or.. perhaps.. he wants us to?", Leeteuk muttered to himself and was startled when realizing he was talking to himself. Pulling at his hair did not get rid of the images in his head, gritting his teeth and slapping his cheeks didn't either.
Yesung's voice could be heard from the other side of the door, but it wasn't as seductive as it had been before. In fact it sounded sad and scared, it worried Leeteuk. The leader opened his door slightly, frowned when not seeing anyone. A yelp escaped his mouth when he felt a tug on his pajamas. The drunken male sat on the ground, right in front of his door and looked up at him with confused eyes, blinking and scooting closer as if wanting to get inside.
"Did you see them?", he asked softly, trying to look past Leeteuk's legs with his hand still clutching the fabric.
"See who?", Leeteuk breathed out and held his head in confusion.
"THE TURTLES!", Yesung wailed and kicked the door with enough force for Leeteuk to step back.
Leeteuk watched as Yesung crawled inside and surprised him by lifting his sheets and crawling underneath. Then everything was quiet, Yesung didn't move and neither did Leeteuk.
"Yesung, why are you in my bed?", Leeteuk neared his bed and placed a hand on what he could feel was Yesung's head.
"Feels safe", the other mumbled.
The leader flopped down on the bed beside the bundle representing his drunken dongsaeng. The headache had arrived and Leeteuk swallowed the aspirin in his hand using the saliva in his mouth. He would give Yesung another one, tomorrow. Right now they had to sleep before Yesung would get another mood swing and would try to rape him.
There was resistance when Leeteuk wanted to lift the blankets. Yesung mumbled he was afraid of the light and so the leader turned it off, grumbling in his head and lifting the sheets. His annoyed expression softened when he saw Yesung curled up in a ball once more, still hiding his face though there was no light. The leader shook him lightly, assuring him the light was off and he gave him a small smile once Yesung lifted his head and looked around. The silly man really did resemble a turtle, retreating back in the darkness, making himself as small as possible by pressing his limbs to his body.
"You have to go to bed, Yesung", Leeteuk whispered softly not so agitated anymore since the aspirin was doing its job. The other shook his head, he didn't want to leave, it felt good here in Leeteuk's bed.
Yesung had calmed down from his drunken state, he was no longer searching for any turtles or initiating anything sexual so Leeteuk decided to let him be. He patted the other's head and stood, announcing he would use Yesung's bed for the night. The other sat up as Leeteuk walked to the door and as if feeling his stare, the leader turned back around.
They stared at each other. Yesung casted his eyes down to the sheets, suddenly feeling very small. He lifted the sheets and wanted to burry himself underneath it again when another body joined him on the bed. The blanket was raised higher and then it fell, covering them both.
"Yesung, you will have a headache tomorrow", Leeteuk whispered ever so softly. He could feel the other's body heat radiating against his and their noses brushed once Yesung nodded at him.
"You will take care of me", Yesung suddenly said, his hand reaching up and harassing Leeteuk's philtrum. The older one squirmed slightly, grabbed the smaller hand and lowered it from his face.
"Pfft.. Of course I will", there was no need to deny the obvious. "You will always touch my philtrum", he added quickly.
"Of course I will", Yesung smiled unknown to Leeteuk who had closed his eyes and was trying to get back to sleep while Yesung was this calm.
"It's nice and warm here"
"You shouldn't be here though"
"He doesn't mind"
"Hmm.."
Leeteuk couldn't help but smile as Yesung softly talked to himself, clearly still a bit drunk. Yesung wasn't that bad, he was nice to have around, spontaneous and though he thought the other was a bit insane at times, he had already gotten used to Yesung's unique nature even with the constant touching the philtrum. It was just the same old thing.
Starring: Leeteuk, Yesung (YeTeuk)
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Romance, Friendship, Crack (?)
Warnings: Hint of yaoi (boyxboy romance)
Words: 1,484
A/N: Part of the 100 Super Junior Fics Challenge - 079. The Same Old Thing, Eeteuk/Yesung
"Come oooooooooooon, DUDE! I have to pee real bad!"
"Pffffffffffffffffftttt…. I'm trying, trying, try… ing.. THERE, now go"
"Aren't ya gonna help me?"
"Help you pee, piss, peeeee? How old were you again?"
"Fiiiiiiiiive as of today!"
"And how many beeeers did you have?"
"Ten - though I also had those tequilas that Hangeng-hyung passed on to me, I bet Sungminnie never noticed I was gulping them down instead of hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim~"
"You've had enough, time to go to bed!"
Just when Yesung wanted to turn around the lights were switched on. He yelped and covered his eyes, they ached and he slowly lowered himself to the ground, forming a small ball that was trying to hide from the light. The one near the switch crossed his arms and sighed.
"Talking to yourself again, Yesung?", Leeteuk leaned against the doorpost and stared at the small ball. He walked up to it and nudged it with his foot. Yesung didn't reply, he only whimpered and fell over on his side.
"I told you not to go out drinking with them you can't hold your liquor as well as they do", the leader sighed and reached down, tugging at Yesung's leg and dragging him over the floor to the bathroom. He had overheard Yesung's conversation with himself and it was safe to say the younger one was drunk and weird, weirdly drunk. While others became tired or touchy-feely or perhaps even violent, Yesung became even stranger then he normally was when he had drunk too much.
"Talking to yourself as if there are two of you, OH GOD, don't let there be two..", Leeteuk grumbled as he reached the bathroom and opened the door. As a good leader Leeteuk went inside to get some aspirin and a cup of water. Yesung had changed his position, he was no longer forming a ball but he now laid in the middle of the hall way, arms and legs spread wide and a soft snoring leaving his mouth.
He had fallen asleep in the minute it had taken Leeteuk to get what he needed to ensure Yesung wouldn't have a killer hang over the next day. But now he stood there, looking down at the male who had woken him from his sleep with his crazy talk. Leeteuk would scold Hangeng and Sungmin later, getting Yesung drunk like that. How had he even managed to get home without hurting himself? He felt angry and turned the glass of water abruptly.
Yesung sat up quickly, the water in his face had torn him from his amazing dream and he looked around.
"Where did the turtles go? There were turtles.. BIG ONES!", Yesung got on his hands and knees and crawled into the living area, supposedly searching for the turtles in his dream. The leader followed him and figured that if Hangeng and Sungmin had fun getting Yesung wasted, he could have fun with the silly man's train of thoughts during his drunken state.
"Perhaps they are underneath the lamp", Leeteuk suggested and sat down on the couch with an amused expression as the other scurried over on his hands and knees. Yesung picked up the object pressed his face against the little table and turned to Leeteuk with a sad look.
"Not there..", he whined softly, dropping the lamp and breaking it. This had Leeteuk on his feet in a flash, just now realizing Yesung could endanger all of them with this reckless behaviour. So much for having fun.
"Okay, enough, you're coming with me", Leeteuk announced and reached down, hooking his arms underneath Yesung's armpits and pulling him onto his feet. Yesung surprisingly complied and let out a loud giggle.
"Didn't I already cum with chu?"
"What do you mean? We're going to sleep, come on"
"I did sleep with you, mister Leader, sir! Your cock feels gooooooooooood~!"
Leeteuk froze to the spot with the giggling Yesung in his arms. The drunken man wiggled free from the stiff arms and pressed his body against the other's , his mouth next to Leeteuk's ear.
"Hot. Hard. Fast", was all Yesung muttered and gripped Leeteuk's waist afterwards, grinding their nether regions.
Leeteuk was perplexed, he tried to pry Yesung's hands off his body and quickly leaped through the room, rushing to his own so Yesung couldn't molest him and make him believe they had indeed slept together. What was he talking about?! They had never had sex, never even kissed!
"The alcohol makes him delusional. Or.. perhaps.. he wants us to?", Leeteuk muttered to himself and was startled when realizing he was talking to himself. Pulling at his hair did not get rid of the images in his head, gritting his teeth and slapping his cheeks didn't either.
Yesung's voice could be heard from the other side of the door, but it wasn't as seductive as it had been before. In fact it sounded sad and scared, it worried Leeteuk. The leader opened his door slightly, frowned when not seeing anyone. A yelp escaped his mouth when he felt a tug on his pajamas. The drunken male sat on the ground, right in front of his door and looked up at him with confused eyes, blinking and scooting closer as if wanting to get inside.
"Did you see them?", he asked softly, trying to look past Leeteuk's legs with his hand still clutching the fabric.
"See who?", Leeteuk breathed out and held his head in confusion.
"THE TURTLES!", Yesung wailed and kicked the door with enough force for Leeteuk to step back.
Leeteuk watched as Yesung crawled inside and surprised him by lifting his sheets and crawling underneath. Then everything was quiet, Yesung didn't move and neither did Leeteuk.
"Yesung, why are you in my bed?", Leeteuk neared his bed and placed a hand on what he could feel was Yesung's head.
"Feels safe", the other mumbled.
The leader flopped down on the bed beside the bundle representing his drunken dongsaeng. The headache had arrived and Leeteuk swallowed the aspirin in his hand using the saliva in his mouth. He would give Yesung another one, tomorrow. Right now they had to sleep before Yesung would get another mood swing and would try to rape him.
There was resistance when Leeteuk wanted to lift the blankets. Yesung mumbled he was afraid of the light and so the leader turned it off, grumbling in his head and lifting the sheets. His annoyed expression softened when he saw Yesung curled up in a ball once more, still hiding his face though there was no light. The leader shook him lightly, assuring him the light was off and he gave him a small smile once Yesung lifted his head and looked around. The silly man really did resemble a turtle, retreating back in the darkness, making himself as small as possible by pressing his limbs to his body.
"You have to go to bed, Yesung", Leeteuk whispered softly not so agitated anymore since the aspirin was doing its job. The other shook his head, he didn't want to leave, it felt good here in Leeteuk's bed.
Yesung had calmed down from his drunken state, he was no longer searching for any turtles or initiating anything sexual so Leeteuk decided to let him be. He patted the other's head and stood, announcing he would use Yesung's bed for the night. The other sat up as Leeteuk walked to the door and as if feeling his stare, the leader turned back around.
They stared at each other. Yesung casted his eyes down to the sheets, suddenly feeling very small. He lifted the sheets and wanted to burry himself underneath it again when another body joined him on the bed. The blanket was raised higher and then it fell, covering them both.
"Yesung, you will have a headache tomorrow", Leeteuk whispered ever so softly. He could feel the other's body heat radiating against his and their noses brushed once Yesung nodded at him.
"You will take care of me", Yesung suddenly said, his hand reaching up and harassing Leeteuk's philtrum. The older one squirmed slightly, grabbed the smaller hand and lowered it from his face.
"Pfft.. Of course I will", there was no need to deny the obvious. "You will always touch my philtrum", he added quickly.
"Of course I will", Yesung smiled unknown to Leeteuk who had closed his eyes and was trying to get back to sleep while Yesung was this calm.
"It's nice and warm here"
"You shouldn't be here though"
"He doesn't mind"
"Hmm.."
Leeteuk couldn't help but smile as Yesung softly talked to himself, clearly still a bit drunk. Yesung wasn't that bad, he was nice to have around, spontaneous and though he thought the other was a bit insane at times, he had already gotten used to Yesung's unique nature even with the constant touching the philtrum. It was just the same old thing.