Five Calls to UTS (Undead Tech Support)

[xlivvielockex]

Title Five Calls to UTS (Undead Tech Support)
Author xlivvielockex
Rating PG maybe PG-13
Word Count 765
Characters/Pairing (if any) Angel, Prince Mamuwalde, Tara Thornton, Louis de Pointe du Lac, Edward Cullen, Vlad Tepes Count Dracula, Damon Salvatore, Jessica Hamby
WARNING: PARODY! This is supposed to be funny. Characters exaggerated for comedic effect.

Comments

Here from buffyversetop5

[yourlibrarian]

Oh Angel -- I love that he has a fantasy hockey league :D

Re: Here from buffyversetop5

[xlivvielockex]

I wish I could remember who wrote the meta about it but it was this great piece on how of course Angel would be a fan of hockey because games are played indoors and usually at night. No worry of some dome opening up and turning you to dust like with football and baseball.

I didn't even know fantasy hockey leagues were a thing until my husband joined one and a fantasy soccer league! Now if only we had a fantasy fandom league!

Re: Here from buffyversetop5

[yourlibrarian]

Yeah it does make sense -- not to mention vampires being impervious to cold.

I wouldn't be surprised if there is one out there -- they've spread to a lot of things!

Here from Buffyverse top 5

[double_dutchess]

This is hilarious! So glad I followed beer_good_foamy's rec to here.

(Sorry for any double posting; my original comment was marked as spam for some reason.)

Re: Here from Buffyverse top 5

[xlivvielockex]

Sorry about that. I wonder what made it mark it as spam. But I only got the comment once.

Thank you for commenting. I'm glad you found it so funny. :)

[rbfvid]

This is supposed to be funny. Characters exaggerated for comedic effect. Exaggeration? What Exaggeration? They all are perfectly in-character, especially The Count =)
You are genius!