Chapter Seventeen, "Driving"

[xlormp]

The Most Incredible Work of Literature in the Entire Cosmos

Chapter 17, "Driving"

CHRISTOPHER"Don't put your feet up on the dashboard," Jessica chastised me

Comments

[insipidcalamity]

First I watch MST3K and then I find an awesome chapter posted?! LUCKY ME!

And that's when the gushing stream of green and red goo erupted from Frig's ears, and she screamed.

AHH WHAT A HORRIBLE VISUAL. I'm almost scared for the next chapter D=

Oh Christopher, I do hope you find happiness and badassery, I do.
TEAM CHRISTOPHER.
May you always be eight flavors of awesome.

[insipidcalamity]

You're one of the ones who *hasn't* read Twilight, right?

Because those of us who read Breaking Dawn will never be disturbed by mere "gushing stream[s] of green and red goo erupt[ing] from Frig's ears".

-Rachel

[insipidcalamity]

I haven't read Twilight, but I have read that excerpt. Which is why I'm kind of scared for the next chapter =C

[summer_breeze01]

Oh, you. Cheating and reading the best most disturbing okay, cheating and only reading parts of the book of horror. XP

[anonymous]

The crying bit seriously almost made ME cry.

AWESOME chapter!

-Rachel

[theotherbaldwin]

Seconded.

Seriously, I've suffered through the source material, I know what and when and where you're parodying, and yet you still managed to bring me to tears.

[anonymous]

Oh wow. I just realized what you're doing with the chapter titles. Like how in Real Twilight the chapters have obscure, pseudo-deep, one-word titles, except during the Jacob section in BD where they have like mega-long funny titles, and then in this the chapters have mega-long funny titles except in the, um, non-Frig section in TMIWOLITEC where they have obscure, pseudo-deep, one-word titles?

Yeah. I'm probably the last one to notice this, but let it be known that I DID notice it!

-Rachel

[zxwx]

wow! I, for one, didn't even notice that.
This series just got a whole lot cooler (as if that was possible)

[tallybonker]

Amazing chapter as always.
Christopher realizing she is in love is so damn cute! And shipping her with Jessica reveals some dream of yours? XD

[malarkiness]

a;sldkfj This was actually really sweet. I loved this chapter.

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And then Frig had to go a bleed everywhere. God. xD