Chapter Twenty, "So I Guess I Am A Girl-Slave Now"

[xlormp]

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Chapter 20, "So I Guess I Am A Girl-Slave Now

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With all apologies to Neil Diamond

[a_respite]

Mister Leader took you so far from Lou, and
With a ritual he brought from Zmeephish-Q
He took your mind

He almost got you for his girl-slave
But somehow Xlormp was able to save
The day this time
He'll make you one of their kind
Don't you know

Frig, you are a girl-slave now
Un - der Xlormp's rule
Frig, you are a girl-slave now
And too cool for school

You were supposed to talk only in beeps
Just like Monica and all her peeps
And that was that

But talking in beeps is totally lame
And as the protagonist you can't be the same
You're no doormat
Frig, you're too awesome for that
But somehow, still

Frig, you are a girl-slave now
Un - der Xlormp's'rule
Frig, you are a girl-slave now
And, too cool for school

Re: With all apologies to Neil Diamond

[insipidcalamity]

Ahhhhh awesome!

[lizren697]

ahhh perfect. that is all.

i, like so many others, am so glad frig didn't lose all personality. because then the rest of this story would have lost all its masterful dialogue if frig could only speak in beeps. and also frig is just kind of awesome.

[anonymous]

All I can say is, your parody skills have never been more spot-on.

-Rachel

[xlormplover]

This chapter was so good I read it twice!

[tallybonker]

Another one to say this chapter was awesome o/
Frig is a bitch, but there's no way one can't love her and her yelling.