Chapter Twenty-Seven, "Killing Wemjox"

[xlormp]

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Chapter 27, "Killing Wemjox

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[trinsy_fics]

I felt a little bad, but then I stopped, because that involves caring about someone other than myself.

It's good to know that no matter how many alien rituals Frig is a part of and how many creepy babies she has, some things always remain the same.

Also, small talk with Schmeertz FTW! Especially this: Schmeertz agreed with me that Xlormp was pretty boring, and seemed pretty surprised that I hadn't noticed it earlier. SO. TRUE.

I'm glad Frig isn't just going to give up on killing Wemjox. YOU KEEP ON TRYING TO KILL YOUR DEVIL CHILD[REN]!

[canine_kitten]

Wemble-Dysfunctioner? Like... Continuum Transfunctioner? Anyone? XD

Innyhoo, Wemjox must go! *chants, pumps fist*

[xlormp]

It is a very mysterious and powerful device.

And its mystery is only exceeded by its power.

[canine_kitten]

Shibby!

[canine_kitten]

Dude, where's my car?

I think I love you because you thought of the Continuum Transfunctioner when she typed Wemble-Dysfunctioner. XD

-Janine

[draconravie]

"What happened to the days when you could just drown them in the river, or leave them in a dumpster in a back alley somewhere?"

Ah, the good ole days

[madmadmaddymad]

I'd discovered something about being married. It made everything a lot more boring.

Oh, Frig. :D
I just love her so much.

PS I love how Christopher flounced around the whole Jessica thing.
She's like, "Yeah, you know, she has a stupid family, and we have free rent, and um.... look at these guns!!!"
Frig: "I'M SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR OBSESSION CHRISTOPHERRRR/jealousy"

[summer_breeze01]

This chapter is so EPIC. Frig trying to kill Wemjox is epic. Wemjox's shield thwarting all of Frig's plans is epic. Schmeertz going to rehab is epic. Schmeertz and Frig casually chatting is epic. Schmeertz going to rehab for trying to kill people and then working on groundbreaking new plans to blow up Earth is epic.

Xlormp being boring is old news. Like, so first-chapter-of-the-first-book old news.

TEAM CHRISTOPHER! (Which may or may not include shipping Christopher/Jessica. The logistics of how badass (or not) that would be are still being determined.)

Also, me using a parenthetical statement inside of a parenthetical statement is awesome! XD

[a_respite]

Christopher/Jessica is totally TeamChristopher-Compliant. 'Cause think about it... what better way is there to snag the girl of your dreams than by making her totally jealous, especially if said girl of said dreams has never had to be jealous in her life?