Chapter Thirty-One, "Attempting a Mission From Wemjox"

[xlormp]

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Chapter 31, "Attempting a Mission From Wemjox

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[winter_cynics]

Aliens seems kinky.

"I jammed a toe in his ear hole just to make him feel a little better about the whole plan thing."

Me likey.

But..... humans can be pretty cool too, Frig. A lot of Christophers in particular. Alien huntresses named Christopher are the best.

--shameless TEAM CHRISTOPHER! support--

[insipidcalamity]

HEARTBREAKING INDEED. YOU KNOW WHAT'S EVEN MORE HEARTBREAKING? YOUR FACE.
THAT IS MY SURE-FIRE METHOD OF A BURN. Every time someone says something I don't like, I throw it back with "Your face!" or "Your ass!" Ex: "I feel funny today." "YOUR FACE feels funny! BURRRRNNNN" Works every time.

ANYWHO, I totally read Mr. Leader's lines in Alan Rickman's voice and it was fantastic. We need to find a great actor for Schmeertz though, hmmmm.

[summer_breeze01]

DUDE, ME TOO! Also, the last time I fake-laughed at my dad's ridiculously stupid jokes, I probably told him "Dad, you're funny. FUNNY-LOOKING!" I do it to my siblings all the time.

[insipidcalamity]

HIGH FIVE FOR OUR SIMILAR BURNS!!

[dontcrosscross]

On the subject of Schmeertz (sort of), I watched some of America's Next Top Model with my mom today, because she likes trashy TV, and I've sort of started visualizing Tyra Banks as Candy. What do you think?

OMG AND YOUR MOM JOKES TOO THEY ARE THE BEST. Like someone will be whining, "Uuuugh I was up doing homework until 2 in the morning" "I was up doing YOUR MOM until 2 in the morning! OH WHAT NOW"

[grlgoddess]

I must say, I am a fan of the Big Gun.

[summer_breeze01]

You know, if Alan Rickman made a space joke, I'm sure the awkward silence following it would seethe with awkwardness. No lie.

Aww, I've missed Candy's breakdancing. Have we cast anyone as Candy yet?

Also, does Wemjox totally not notice that Frig has been uncharacteristically unbitchy lately? Telling them to stuff their stupid chair forcefully into their backside would probably be less conspicuous....

[a_respite]

You see? This is why these chapters are pure evil. Because now I will not rest until I hear Alan Rickman make a space joke. Even if it means going back to school, majoring in film, and winning the lottery so I could afford his fees for a cameo in my student project.

Really.

[insipidcalamity]

Surely he makes one somewhere in Galaxy Quest!! SURELY?!?! I need to watch it again and find out.

[easilyentranced]

BRILLIANT!

That is all, because I must cook dinner. I'll be thinking of that space joke the entire time, though. Hahaha, oh, Qzrudle... you slay me.