"i was so wasted, that i lit my cigarette backwards....it made me throw up"

oh, and apparently, it's not bad if you want to find someone that won't be a total ass towards you.
who would have fucking thought.

sooo...erin's car got broken into in the fucking driveway. they knew what they were doing too. the didn't cut any wires.

or uh, maybe not...?

i just had the best phone conversation. *sigh* what's a girl to do?!

oh, and scott and i created the "i have a stick up my ass" club today. I'M GONNA MAKE T-SHIRTS! whooo!

for the time being, i fucking love not having a cell phone.

it's so damn peaceful.

and yay for my tongue swelling going down. and putting in a shorter fucking barbell.
conform zach!

so, christmas, eh? full of red bull, belvedere vodka, and cranberry juice. and red bull with belvedere vodka, and cranberry juice with belvedere vodka. fuck skyy vodka, lol ( Read more... )

sometimes...there's nothing left to do but sigh.

*sighsighfuckingsigh*

every christmas eve, it's like a fucking repeat of last year. yah, just as amusing, too. yay for always opening presents on christmas eve.

*sits down at dinner table* "where's my wine?!"

i guess i'm the only girl i know that would get excited over getting a new pair of fog lights and personalized floor mats for christmas.

well, i got 2 out of the 3 things i wanted for christmas ( Read more... )

holy ass jamie! that pink/black/sparkly silver thong is sexxxy! heheh. i'm gonna wear it thursday nite. thanks love!!!!

things are quite weird. not bad weird. but, i'm not so quick to jump up and say good weird. so, i guess it's a weird weird. er something?

huh? what was that? yer mom wants to lick my what?