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[xloveisaliex]

today i came home and had a wonderful packet addressed to me by my dear friend mr. james dobson at focus on the family. he warned me of the imminent collapse of western civilization, caused by the evil agenda of the gay rights activists. in this packet was a postage paid envelope, so i am taking advantage of this free (for me not for them)

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[evaheartyou]

see brad, this is why im friends with you.

xo.

[romancenegative]

I just shit my pants. Thanks a lot, asshole!

[xloveisaliex]

i think the postal worker shit her pants when i came up to the counter with a letter taped to a brick.

[bensparks]

i love you.
that is amazing.

[ryanhate]

oh brad, Posiden will be angry with this and we shall have to beg before Apollo for forgiveness