If I were a month, I'd be: may
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: friday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: sunset
If I were a planet, I'd be: pluto
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: baby baluga!
If I were a direction, I'd be: straight
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a big comfy couch
If I were a sin, I'd be: sex before marriage :)
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: elvis
If I were a liquid, I'd be: honey
If I were a tree, I'd be: weeping willow
If I were a bird, I'd be: dead
If I were a tool, I'd be: a red hammer..because thats what everyones first instinct is or something?
If I were a flower I'd be: a lily
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: about 76 degrees and sunny
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: a jacksomething..i forget what its called, but its a bunny with horns
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: guitar
If I were an animal, I'd be: moose
If I were a color, I'd be: clear
If I were an emotion, I'd be: hope
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: cucumber
If I were a sound, I'd be: music
If I were an element, I'd be: neon..trudat jess
If I were a car, I'd be: 1994 explorer
If I were a song, I'd be: gin and juice
If I were a movie, I'd be: detroit rock city
If I were a book, I'd be: harry potter!!!!!!<3333333
If I were a food, I'd be: a brownie
If I were a place, I'd be: california
If I were a material, I'd be: microfiber suede
If I were a taste, I'd be: panera food
If I were a scent, I'd be: davidoff water
If I were a religion, I'd be: none
If I were a word, I'd be: moist
If I were an object, I'd be: a diary
If I were a body part, I'd be: teeth
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: a smile
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: lunch
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: betty boop
If I were a shape, I'd be: a slipe-agon
If I were a number, I'd be: 543
If I were a TV show I'd be: ashlee!!
If I were a hobby I'd be: slip and sliding