Call Me Appa
Title: Call Me Appa
Pairing: Eunhae, EunHaeRy, HenHae, EunRy
Length: One-Shot
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Crack
Summary: Donghae decides he wants a baby, but what does the “baby” want?
Super Junior M was patiently waiting around for their interview to start, well everyone except Donghae and Henry who were nowhere to be found.
Zhoumi and Sungmin had their noses pressed into the latest fashion magazine, animatedly talking about the newest diva bitch fit caused by some random celebrity. Ryeowook was seated next to Sungmin and trying to fake interest in the pair’s conversation but all he really wanted to know was where Henry wondered off to.
Kyuhyun was busily destroying things in his alternate universe (a.k.a Starcraft) and Siwon was sipping on his Coke while seated a little too close to Eunhyuk, who was trying to determine if there was a difference between Korean and Chinese strawberry milk.
They were all lost in their own little worlds when suddenly a loud yell could be heard from outside their waiting room door.
“EHHHHHH?” it was unmistakably Henry’s voice. They were about to stand up and check if the youngest was alright when the door was suddenly forced open, revealing Henry with an unreadable expression on his face and a way too happy looking Donghae.
“Please, please, please, please, please~” Donghae was begged in a sing songy voice, completely missing the shocked faces of all his band mates.
“Hyung” Henry said “I don’t think you know what that word actually means” he tried to say in Korean.
Donghae pouted “Okay, Yes I do” he said in broken English, with a proud expression on his face.
The remaining members of Super Junior M stared at the pair in utter curiosity, what were they talking about?
“I think you mean brother” Henry said in English and then again in Korean.
“No” Donghae answered in English “Okay, you are my son” he proclaimed with that same way too happy look on his face.
“Brother” Henry corrected in English, Korean and then Chinese, he just couldn’t understand why Donghae wasn’t getting it.
“No” Donghae said pouting “Son”
“Hyung” Henry said “Son means family…” he tried to explain but got cut off by Donghae
“Yes. Okay. You my son” he said in broken English and everyone’s mouth hung open when they finally caught onto the pair’s conversation.
“Hyung” Henry said “you can speak in Korean; I understand it a lot better now”
“Appa” Donghae demanded with a pout “I’m your Appa” and then for extra measure he said “Father” in English.
“Hyu…” Henry started to say but stopped when he noticed Donghae’s glare “uhhh…I already have an Appa”
“You’re Appa’s in Canada, I’m your Korean Appa” Donghae said proudly “Okay son” he said in English.
Henry was still apprehensive, but decided it was better not to argue with the older man and nodded his head weakly.
Donghae smiled and hugged Henry before turning to a still gapping Eunhyuk
“Hyukkie we have a son now” he chirped happily, and now it was time for Eunhyuk to yell
“EHHHHH?” he yelled, bewildered by the younger’s statement.
The rest of Super Junior M was just as shocked as Eunhyuk to hear about the new development in the Eunhae relationship.
Siwon’s eyebrows were lost in his hair line and he practically fell out of his seat from Eunhyuk’s outburst, but not before he spit his Coke out all over the table. Kyuhyun’s face was blank, but that shocked no one because he has been sporting that unresponsive look for some time now. Ryeowook and Sungmin just looked scared and Zhoumi had a smile bigger then Donghae’s on his face. Henry just looked as though he was deep in thought.
“Congratulations” Zhoumi said, breaking the silence
“Thank you” Donghae said “doesn’t he look just like Eunhyuk” he said squishing Henry’s chubby cheeks together
“He really does” Zhoumi said walking over towards the pair and giving them both a congratulatory hug.
“Look” Zhoumi said “He even has your hair” he said running his hand through Henry’s hair, it was the exact same color as Donghae’s.
“I know” Donghae said, he was getting a little too excited, but so was Zhoumi.
Kyuhyun couldn’t handle all the crazy happiness over something so ridiculous so he stood up and pulled the reluctant Zhoumi back to his seat.
Silence settled the room once again, but that only lasted about 15 seconds
“So does that mean Eunhyuk is my Appa too?” Henry asked breaking the silence
“Yes” Donghae answered in English
“We come as a pair, right Hyukkie?” Donghae said turning to the still silent Eunhyuk.
“Uhhh…right” Eunhyuk reluctantly said “but Hae don’t you think you should have consulted me before you went and adopted a baby?” he scolded “I don’t know if you’ll be able to handle all the responsibility that comes with having a child”
Kyuhyun rolled his eyes at how seriously the pair where taking this and returned to his game, Siwon continued to gape at the lover’s in a comical way. Ryeowook and Sungmin had yet to move and Zhoumi was practically bouncing in his seat.
“I’ll be a good Appa” Donghae pouted “can we keep him? Please, please, please”
“Yeah can you keep me? Please, please, please, please, please” Henry added causing everyone to become more shocked, including Donghae.
“Eh?” Donghae said “But when I asked you to be my son you kept telling me I didn’t know what that word meant” he was confused
“That’s when I thought it was you” Henry said “I want Eunhyuk as an Appa. Eunhyuk is so cool and he dances so well and he’s funny and…”
“Enough” Donghae yelled causing Henry to become quiet
Donghae pouted “What about me? I’m way better then Eunhyuk”
“HEY!” Eunhyuk yelled
Donghae ignored his lovers protest and turned to his new son “love me” he demanded causing Eunhyuk to smile; that was exactly how Hae had confessed to him in the beginning.
“Fine” Henry agreed “as long as Eunhyuk gets to be my Appa too”
“NO” Donghae yelled “Eunhyuk can be your umma” and then Donghae smiled in satisfaction.
“EH?” Eunhyuk yelled “if anyone is his umma it’s definitely you, you’re certainly bitchy enough to be the umma”
“WHAT?” Donghae yelled before he jumped onto Eunhyuk. The lovers continued to bicker with Donghae occasionally slapping Eunhyuk.
The rest of Super Junior M went back to their business; Eunhae fighting was a regular occurrence. Henry stared at his apparent ‘Appa’s’ having a cat fight in the waiting room, this is exactly why he didn’t want Donghae as an Appa, the older man was to childish.
Once the fight had settled down, Donghae was straddling Eunhyuk’s waist with a pout on his face, Eunhyuk leaned up and kissed it away and Henry closed his eyes
“GROSS” he yelled, well it is natural for a son not to want to see his parent kissing.
“Fine” Donghae said ignoring Henry’s outburst “I’ll be the umma” he said and then got off of Eunhyuk and went to stand by Henry, he whispered something into his ear and Henry smiled.
Eunhyuk became very nervous when he stood up and saw how Donghae and Henry were smiling at him. He knew from years of experience that whenever Donghae smiled like that it only meant trouble, and the fact that Henry was copying the expression effortlessly made him regret agreeing to let his lover adopt a son.
“W-What is it?” Eunhyuk asked tentatively
“Appa?” Henry said in a way too cute voice for Eunhyuk to trust the duo.
“Hyukkie?” Donghae said in that sugary voice that always sent a shiver down Eunhyuk’s back, and not the good kind of shiver either, the kind of shiver you got right before you were about to be murdered.
“Y-Yes?” Eunhyuk answered as he slowly took steps backward, if he was lucky maybe he’d be able to outrun the pair.
“Hyukkie where are you going?” Donghae said, tilting his head to the side, he had a mischievous glint in his eye.
“N-Nowhere” Eunhyuk said but he didn’t stop walking backwards.
“YAH!” Donghae yelled causing Eunhyuk to pause mid step “Don’t lie” Donghae accused
“I-I’m not” Eunhyuk tried
“Appa, Umma, don’t fight” Henry said cutely with a pout. Donghae smiled at Henry and Eunhyuk thought maybe it wasn’t so bad to have a son after all.
“We have to celebrate the new addition to our family” Donghae said returning to his happy self, completely forgetting he was going to rip Eunhyuk’s head off earlier.
“That’s why you were smiling?” Eunhyuk asked skeptically
“Yes” Donghae said with a smile
“First day we get off we are going to have to go to the aquarium and then lunch and then an amusement park and then dinner and then maybe a movie, or course you will have to pay for it Hyukkie because you are the Appa and that is what good Appa’s do” Donghae burst out all smiles and cheerful eyes, Henry looked exactly the same, a carbon copy of the same evil monster.
“I want a divorce, and you can keep the kid” Eunhyuk deadpanned before he turned around and walked away
“YAH!” Donghae yelled at Eunhyuk’s retreating back.
“Umma cheer up” Henry offered with a smile, Donghae smiled back and fixed his hair
“Your Umma will get you another Appa” Donghae said to Henry and then he turned to Siwon and licked his lips in a very suggestive way
“Siwon?” he called “Do you want to be my new Hubby?”
“YES” Siwon said happily and both Donghae and Henry smiled at each other, a yell could be heard outside of the waiting room door
“EHHHHHHHHHHH?” it was unmistakably Eunhyuk’s voice.
“Serves him right for being a bad Appa” Donghae said to Henry, who nodded. Siwon was cool enough.
A/N: This was inspired by the fact that I am totally shipping this now :D and the fact that in the Perfection MV Donghae and Henry are wearing the same outfit and now have the same hair color Yesung has the same hair color as well :D he’s my bias did you really expect me not to write that?
EunHaeRy Family For Life!