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RULES OF THUNDERDOME

1. NO GIRLS ALLOWED

1B. THUNDERGIRLS ARE ALLOWED

1. NO MOSAICS
2. ANYONE WHO ENTERS MUST FRENCH KISS SOMEONE IN T.D.
3. NO CRYING
4. ALWAYS RETURN DRY ERASE BOARD MARKERS TO TRAY
5. NO BEIRUT OR BEER PONG ALLOWED
6. NO SINGING WITH CHEEZ-ITS IN YOUR MOUTH
7. SHAMING (OPTIONAL)
8. TWO MEN ENTER - ONE MAN LEAVES
9. NO REALLY FAT CHICKS
10. NO REMOVING THUNDERDOME (THUNDERVOID!!)
11. DON’T BOGART THE JOINT
12. NEW GUESTS MUST GIVE HANDJOBS UPON ENTERING
13. PETER$ IS ALWAYS THE COOLEST KID HERE
14. NEW RULES MUST PASS A VOTE OF 2/3 TO BE RATIFIED AND MAY BE WITHDRAWN BY A 2/3 VOTE OR VETOED BY JO OR ADAM (3 PEOPLE MINIMUM FOR VOTING) (VETOED)
15. DON’T LEAVE ME (JOE) MESSAGES ON DRY ERASE BOARD
16. IF YOU ASK 4 KISSES, YOU GET KISSES
17. NO POPPING BUBBLE WRAP
18. ALL DUE COME-UPPINS SHALL BE SERVED
19. ALL DISPUTES WILL BE SETTLED BY REFERENCING THUNDERICTIONARY!
20. IF YOU BREAK SOMETHING YOU FIX IT OR LOSE THUNDERKEY PRIVLIDGES (sic) (3-5 DAY GRACE)
21. JOE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR. IF SOMETHING TRAUMATIC SHOULD HAPPEN, DO NOT RELY ON JOE’S NUMEROUS “DOCTORATES.” SUCH ACTION WOULD BE FOOLISH. CONSULT THUNDERICTIONARY INSTEAD
22. TALK OUT ALL RULES FIRST
23. NO ACCIDENTAL ELECTROCUTION
24. CHECK PEEPHOLE BEFORE LEAVING THUNDERDOME
25. PETER$ IS IN FACT NOT THE COOLEST!
26. YES HE IS
27. JO IS IN FACT A REAL DOCTOR
28. HUGS TRIGGER ASSBOMBS
29. NO SCARFACE POSTERS
30. NO DRINKING OUT OF THE BOTTLE
31. TURN HEAT OFF WHEN LEAVING THUNDERDOME
32. PAT WASHES ALL DISHES!
33. DON’T FORGET TO BLOW OUT THUNDERCANDLES
34. ALWAYS REFILL THUNDER TRAYS
35. THUNDERTOOTH MUST BE WORN AT ALL TIMES IN THUNDERDOME
36. PLEASE DESIGNATE ALL SMOKING TO SMOKING ROOM
37. SOME RULES WERE MADE TO BE BROKEN
38. ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY NO DANE COOK! (REFERENCES INCLUDED)
39. SONGS DO DAT
40. GIRLS CAN’T DO THE SNAP THING WE DO
41. ONLY ALLOWED TO SPILL A DRINK ONCE! (OR BE SUBJECTED TO THUNDER-NOOGIES!)
42. NO SLEEPING WITH YOUR EYES OPEN
43. NO SWEARING DURING SUPER MARIO BROS.
44. ALWAYS BRING SNACKS
45. WHEN G-SPOT AND/OR MEL ARE HERE, WE MAKE THE RULES!! (VETOED)
46. REFILL T.P. WHEN EMPTY
47. BARTENDER’S ARE FORBIDDEN IN THE ART OF RULE MAKING
48. TRY NOT TO BREAK ANYTHING WHEN THROWING THUNDERMONKEY
49. ALL VETOES ARE VOID!
50. NO THROWING PISTACHIO SHELLS
51. NO SHOWBOATING
52. JIGGLE THE THUNDERHANDLE (SEE ILLUSTRATION)
53. ALL VOIDS ARE VETOED!
54. TICKLE FIGHTS WITH GIRLS ARE GAY

55B. TICKLEFIGHTS WITH THUNDERGIRLS ISN’T

1. FYI, THUNDERGIRLS ARE BOYS
2. ALL VOIDS & VETOES ARE THUNDERVOID
3. YOU MUST TOUCH YOUR NOSE TO PROPERLY PUT YOUR “NOT IT” INTO EFFECT
4. R.I.P. THUNDERDICK
5. THUNDERDOME IS A NO REPEAT WORK DAY
6. HAVE SOME MORE FUN
7. HAVE FUN
8. EAT THAT!
9. NO FUCKEN’ (sic) TRUMPET
10. NO PLAYING TRUMPET EITHER
11. AFTER SHITTING LEAVE THUNDERFAN ON
12. NO THUNDER BLEEDING ON THUNDER GIRLFRIENDS!
13. FOLLOW THE RULES
14. LOVE LIL’ CRISSY 4EVER!!!
15. KEYHOLDERS ARE ALLOWED IN THUNDERDOME 24/7