THE X-MEN FIRST CLASS KINK MEME: PROMPT POST
You know why you're here. You've seen the movie. You're asking yourself, "So where was the gratuitous Emma Frost as White Queen in a corset? When did Mystique totally make it with Beast? WHY IN HEAVENS DID XAVIER AND MAGNETO NEVER MAKE OUT
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Because hot damn these boys will be the death of me.
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Alex had been trying for weeks to get Hank to accept him as a friend on Facebook. It was totally stupid, Alex knew, but it had been bugging him. It started, as all things do, with a dare from Sean - “I bet he wouldn’t do it, he hates your guts” - but when Hank ignored his first twelve friend requests, Alex started getting irritated.
“I’m being so much nicer to him now. What’s got up his butt?” he complained to Sean.
Sean smiled at him innocently. “Yeah, you only called him a bozo twice today.”
“ . . . That’s still nicer“Maybe he just holds a grudge,” Sean suggested ( ... )
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Really?
Alex sighed.
Yes, idiot. You look good.
That was kind of . . . eesh. That wasn’t the kind of thing Alex said, typically. He didn’t want to start. Just because it was a great fucking picture . . .
Another little red box popped up in the corner of the screen. Alex read it and grinned.
Hank M wants to be your friend.
“Motherfucking accept,” Alex said to himself, clicking, and closed his laptop. He stretched his arms over his head, arching his back.
For the moment, he was content.
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It didn’t last, though, because Sean existed.
“Shit on a priest, did you see Hank’s profile picture?” he whispered to Alex over mashed potatoes that night. “He looks edibleAlex choked on a piece of skin, drawing everyone’s attention to their end of the table. “I’m - okay - “ he wheezed, covering his mouth and hacking until tears came to his eyes ( ... )
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He got an IM from Hank almost right away. As he opened it, he expected shock, disgust, even a little bit of titillation, but all he got was amusement.
Hank M Is this a competition?
Alex Didyourmom Summers Huh?
Hank M Oh, come on, you know what I’m talking about. The picture. The one where you’re pretending to be sensual.
Alex Didyourmom Summers Pretending? I’m hurt!
Hank M Then you did do it on purpose.
Alex Didyourmom Summers I honestly didn’t. But I’m glad it did something for you. ;)
For a second Alex just stared in horror at the screen. He couldn’t take it back! There was no Control+Z for his life! Hank would hate him forever! Which, you know, he shouldn’t have been super worried about, but it would be awkward.
Hank M Only a little something.
Alex’s mouth fell open.
This wasn’t happening. No way. He was not flirting with Hank fucking McCoy on Facebook chat. His life could not be this bizarre.
Hank M Alex? You still there?He had to say something or Hank would get offended . . . oh god, how to diffuse this ( ... )
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Hank M Do you like it?
Alex Didyourmom Summers Yeah.
Hank M Just yeah?
Alex Didyourmom Summers Yeah, it looks good. You look confident.
Hank M Confident is good. I was going for something kind of different.
Alex Didyourmom Summers Like . . . ?
Hank M Never mind. I’ll keep trying.
Hank M Your shirt smells good, by the way. I like the detergent you use.
Alex Didyourmom Summers I use what we all use, man.
Hank M Oh. Then I guess it must just be you.
Alex Didyourmom Summers Oh.
Alex Didyourmom Summers Gotta go, homework.
Hank M Okay. Later ( ... )
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Hank rolled his eyes and blushed. “It’s just . . . it’s cute. That you get so worked up about me.”
Alex narrowed his eyes. He could feel himself kind of smiling. “How worked up do you wanna see me?”
“I want to kiss you,” Hank told him matter-of-factly, locking eyes with him again.
Goddamn those eyes. Alex was paralyzed. “You . . . uh ( ... )
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