Re: Charles/Erik, Shaw -- UNICORNS LOOK I DON'T EVEN KNOW
anonymous
November 5 2011, 03:36:46 UTC
If I wrote this -- and it's a strong IF -- it would be epic crack, and handwave-y porn. This is the same anon who wrote the Apollo and Daphne AU (Sweeter Than Wine), so yes, that level of crack. Could the OP handle that?
WHAT IS MY LIFE? MINIFILL: Dark Thoughts Are Unknown to ThemsharpestscalpelNovember 5 2011, 04:36:56 UTC
Shaw, his black horns glinting in the candle light, asked the ritual question and Prince Erik answered though he wanted to roll his eyes. "Is your heart black and full of hate
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Re: WHAT IS MY LIFE? MINIFILL: Dark Thoughts Are Unknown to Themlillian_ravenJanuary 4 2012, 18:40:57 UTC
Hello, I really adore this fic but I also must admit I'm a little confused because the thread is a little bit... eh unsorted. Is there a chance that you post this fic on Ao3?
MINIFILL CONTINUED: Unicorns Are Like Sharks With Horns (Not Like Narwhals)sharpestscalpelNovember 5 2011, 06:03:36 UTC
If Charles had been a normal prince when he was a teenager, he'd have had sex with his bathers. That's what Erik had done. That's what all the other princes Erik knew had done - and granted that wasn't actually a large number of princes but still. Logic.
But, no, Charles had been all pure and innocent and Charles had wanted to play with the unicorns more than he'd wanted to play with himself. Erik considered that a damn shame
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Prince Erik is in love with Charles, but they can't do it because, you know, unicorns. And because Charles doesn't want Shaw using Raven instead.
But eventually they do it anyway (good job, guys) and Charles gets thrown in prison and Erik gets cast out of the kingdom.
BUT TRUE LOVE PREVAILS, OBVIOUSLY, AND SOMEHOW THEY GET BACK TOGETHER AND OVERTHROW SHAW AND SAVE A BUNCH OF UNICORNS OR SOMETHING.
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Seriously, willing to sell soul/give up firstborn/make internet cookies for any author nonnie who takes up this prompt.
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WELL.
I THINK I WOULD BE ABLE TO HANDLE THAT, YES.
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Oh yeah, I remember your comment over on the Apollo Daphne fill. Apparently you really do want to curl up in my brain.
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JUST SAYING.
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WHAT IS THIS PROMPT? WHAT IS THIS PERFECTION?
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YOU
oh my god I can't even deal with you. also, charles all chained up THANK YOU FOR THAT MENTAL IMAGE. erik's snarky mental voice is the best.
( pee ess)
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I wrote more. It is below.
FUCK.
*love* That link is simply fuel for the unicorn fire in Charles's loins.
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But, no, Charles had been all pure and innocent and Charles had wanted to play with the unicorns more than he'd wanted to play with himself. Erik considered that a damn shame ( ... )
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