Stoled from
xmissdemeanorx April Fool
dukeianeggs your elderly relatives.
hawkwardglues your dog to your bedroom ceiling.
inolihas a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door.
kingzogsells your kidneys on Ebay.
nofate301TPs your head.
omegatemplarshaves your car.
rhyannonwriteslegally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa.
thecutepoliceenlists you in the French Foreign Legion.
toasterboycorpstrims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
xmissdemeanorxbuys you a Russian Bride.
Prank Me Don't forget to set your clocks ahead tonight, people!