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[xmikecorex]

I love my new job.

I'm learning A LOT! a whole lot!

today i got pee'd on, and scratched.

Comments

[that_ninny]

"today i got pee'd on, and scratched."

graham, i know you like your little "hobbies" but i can't help but think maybe you should keep this to yourself.

[xmikecorex]

real fucking clever derby....real clever.

[xkristibearx]

emily beat me to it. i was going to say something like...what you didn't write down was that emily is the reason for the 3rd sentence...not the animals.

[xmikecorex]

hey, you try hodling the rear paws of a totally fractous cat while they try to express his bladder manually because he presented with hematauria and has a possible UTI and NOT get urine on you at all.

and if you can....i'd like to learn your technique.

[xmikecorex]

leave it to the guy with the "Dog Balls" pin on his backpack to bring up a rotwieler and jizz in my journal.

bastard.

[staringgirl]

I'm glad that you're working with animals, I feel like it is something you are very suited to do. They don't suck like most people.

Also, I love Emily's comment. I was thinking along the same lines and felt ashamed until I read her reply.

[xmikecorex]

I love my job, really love it. Working there is helpimg me with my school work too, so its a double win.

and as for emilys comment, you guys are hilaroius...really....truly...hilarious.

i'm kidding, i posted that wondering who would be the first to make that joke.