Hi, I'm Icarus, I'm falling.
Okay, so I've been busy catching up on Doctor Who so don't look at me like that! A girl's gotta spend some time in her bunk staring at Chris Eccleston, staring at John Barrowman, and then staring at David Tennant. Okay? It's srs bsnss.
So I watched OotP last night. AND YOU GUYS.
Dudley: Who was Cedric, your boyfriend?
Harry: Why yes, yes he was. That's strange, how would you know?
Dementors: HI, WE'RE DIFFERENT FROM THE ONES IN PRISONER OF AZKABAN, BUT IGNORE THIS.
Mrs. Figg: I'm delivering my lines without emotion!
Harry: *emotes in room*
Tonks: Hi Harry!
Raka: WOTCHER??? I HEARING YOU CORRECTLY?
Mad-Eye: I am nowhere near as sexy as David Tennant.
Sirius: Hey Harry, can I grasp you tenderly? From godfather to godson, that is?
Harry: Yeah, okay.
Remus: *leans in doorway* This is my boyfriend.
Hermione: *hugs*
H/Hr Shippers: OMG SQUEE!!
R/Hr Shippers: Clearly, her aversion towards physical contact with Ron demonstrates her awkwardness concerning her burning sexual desire for him.
Raka: Could we go one day without saying "burning sexual desire"?? JUST ONE.
Harry: *hallucinates*
Voldemort: *wears suit in hallucination*
Raka: *SNORT GIGGLE GIGGLE*
Dumbledore: I think that keeping myself away from Harry Potter will help me get over wanting his young, supple body.
Umbridge: Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.
Snape: *grumble grumble*
Raka: FLY AWAY, METATRON! FLY FAR, FAR AWAY!
Seamus: Yo, Harry! Homie, you wack!
Harry: WHAT DID YOU SAY??
Seamus: Momma said knock you out! I'm gonna knock you out!!
Ron: *pops up in the knick of time* Hello there, boys.
Seamus: Yo, this ain't cool, nigga. Peace out.
Ron: Good. Now, if you all don't mind, Harry and I are going upstairs to make sweet, sweet love during which I will weep softly in Harry's arms.
Patil Twins: We are so ugly! By the end of this movie, you will be sick of looking at our aesthetically displeasing visages!
Harry: VOLDEMORT VOLDEMORT VOLDEMORT.
Umbridge: *giggle*
Audience: OH SHIT.
Ron and Hermione: Can we have a secret society, Harry? Can we pleeeeeeeeeeease?
Harry: No.
Ron and Hermione: But... but... Robert Sean Leonard got one! Why can't we?
Harry: *sigh* Fine.
Ginny: *ROXX0RZ*
Cho: *SUXX0RZ*
Harry: *obvz pays more attention to Cho*
Weasley Twins: Hey Raka. What's up?
Raka: *tries not to have dirty threesome thoughts*
Neville: I had a growth spurt.
ETA v. 2: Haha, I forgot about this part.
Umbridge: *giggle* Trelawney, you are the weakest link. Goodbye!
Trelawney: But... but... *cries*
McGoogles: Come, come, Sybill. Here, weep in my arms.
Raka: McGoogles/Trelawney OTP?? What??
Harry and Cho: *snog*
Raka: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP
Raka's Eleven-Year-Old Sister: Daniel Radcliffe is SO HOT OMG.
Harry: Does the fact that I have a toned, chiseled body despite the fact that I am supposedly only fifteen turn you on?
Cho: Mmmm, yes!
Raka: NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Snape: blah blah blah penetrate your mind...
Harry: WHAT??
Raka: *SNORFLE GIGGLE*
Harry: *does magical spell*
young!James: HEYLET'SRAPESNIVELLUS
young!Snape: HEYDON'TRAPEME
young!Peter, young!Remus, young!Sirius: HEYBYE.
Harry: YAY 4 WINTAR VACA!
Sirius: Harry, would you like to come into this dark, empty room with me?
Harry: Well, sure!
Raka: LOLOL is there nothing in that room except for the family tree on the walls? Niiiiiiiiiiice.
Sirius: Harry, may I grasp you tenderly again? And maybe allow my hands to wander carelessly down your fit, trim body? Would that satisfy you?
Harry: Gee whiz, it sure would!
Remus: Hi, I have no lines.
Harry: I HAD A DREAM THAT THIS NATION WILL RISE UP--
Hermione: Wrong dream!
Harry: I HAD A DREAM THAT VOLDEMORT HAS SIRIUS.
Ron, Hermione: OMGWTF?
Harry: Let's go infiltrate the Ministry o' Magic!
Ron, Hermione: OKAY!
Neville, Luna, Ginny: Can we come?
Harry: NO MAYBE Yes, okay.
Lucius: Hello, children.
Bellatrix: SPARKLE SPARKLE LITTLE POT WHAT I WONDER IS A CAT
Raka: Could we please stop casting Helena Bonham Carter in fucking everything?? I mean, I don't know who decided that she has the ability to play every role in the universe, but it's just NOT TRUE!
Sirius: GET OFF MY GODSON!
Audience: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Raka: *grumble grumble* cheesy *grumble*
Sirius: *iz ded*
Raka: Not... a... veil?
Voldemort: FEEL THE HEAT, OLD MAN!
Dumbledore: FOR THE PURPOSES OF SYMBOLISM, I SHALL HAVE TO FIGHT BACK WITH WATER!!
Voldemort: *runs away*
Harry: *runs around* AHHH! VOLDEMORT HAS POSSESSED MY SOUL!
Dumbledore: Harry, does being possessed mean you have to wear eyeliner? Because that shit's grody.
Harry: blah blah blah POWER OF LOVE blah blah blah...
Voldemort: Um, nothxkbye.
Fudge: Voldemort's back!
Harry, Dumbledore: VINDICATED! I AM SELFISH! I AM WRONG! I AM RIGHT! I SWEAR I'M RIGHT! SWEAR I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!
Harry: Well, now that all's well, I think I'm going to march significantly at the head of my class!
Ron, Hermione: YAY MARCHING! We'll march on either side of you!
Neville, Ginny: Well, since we're almost as important as you three, we'll march in a stagger formation behind you!
Hogwarts: Hi, when did I go from a castle on an island to a happy bayside retreat?
THE END.
I watched The Last King of Scotland last night, and let me tell you, that shit was SCARY. But, please, James McAvoy, could you for once keep your clothes on in a movie? Pleeeeeeeeease? Especially when I'm watching said movie with my parents?
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canadianturtle asked me:
1) What do you have to do in the Dalek game?
2) Sylar or Gabriel Gray?
3) Your most favourite thing you own?
4) Your dream job?
5) Favourite food?
my answers:
1. Okay, so this isn't going to make any sense to a non-Doctor Who fan, but whatever. So the Dalek game centers around the events in "Dalek," and basically, you play the Dalek and you have to escape from the underground museum, gather all the helpful alien technology and EXTERMINATE! all the wee humans. It's a ton of fun, especially the using the death ray to kill people part.
2. Both. At the same time. Um, okay, seriously though. I would have to say Gabriel Gray. I mean, Sylar is fun and all, what with the mass murders and everything, but Gabriel's got this wounded puppy thing going on, which sometimes coincides with the whiny teenager-ness. General sexy all around, haha.
3. I like just about most everything I own, but I'd have to say my fortune collection. I always try to keep mine and everyone around me's fortunes (from fortune cookies, that is) and I keep them in this paper box my friend made me as a goodbye present when I moved to California. I don't really have a reason for collecting fortunes, but I like to look through them when I'm alone sometimes. It's comforting, I guess.
4. I have no idea, haha. I mean, my parents want me to be a doctor, and so did I for a while, but this past year has had me re-examining a lot in my life. My worst fear is to be stuck in something, in monotony, and have to wake up and have my life exactly the same every single day. I want to go out and see the world, and do something I love. I don't know what job would let me do that. *le sigh* It's depressing.
5. Hm, I don't think I have one. It varies from day to day, but I could never get tired of mashed potatoes. Actually, I could really go for some ice cream right now. From Cold Stone. Maybe Chocolate Devotion. Or Coffee Lover's. Or Birthday Cake Remix. Anything with brownie in it. Man, I really want some ice cream now.
So I watched OotP last night. AND YOU GUYS.
Dudley: Who was Cedric, your boyfriend?
Harry: Why yes, yes he was. That's strange, how would you know?
Dementors: HI, WE'RE DIFFERENT FROM THE ONES IN PRISONER OF AZKABAN, BUT IGNORE THIS.
Mrs. Figg: I'm delivering my lines without emotion!
Harry: *emotes in room*
Tonks: Hi Harry!
Raka: WOTCHER??? I HEARING YOU CORRECTLY?
Mad-Eye: I am nowhere near as sexy as David Tennant.
Sirius: Hey Harry, can I grasp you tenderly? From godfather to godson, that is?
Harry: Yeah, okay.
Remus: *leans in doorway* This is my boyfriend.
Hermione: *hugs*
H/Hr Shippers: OMG SQUEE!!
R/Hr Shippers: Clearly, her aversion towards physical contact with Ron demonstrates her awkwardness concerning her burning sexual desire for him.
Raka: Could we go one day without saying "burning sexual desire"?? JUST ONE.
Harry: *hallucinates*
Voldemort: *wears suit in hallucination*
Raka: *SNORT GIGGLE GIGGLE*
Dumbledore: I think that keeping myself away from Harry Potter will help me get over wanting his young, supple body.
Umbridge: Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.
Snape: *grumble grumble*
Raka: FLY AWAY, METATRON! FLY FAR, FAR AWAY!
Seamus: Yo, Harry! Homie, you wack!
Harry: WHAT DID YOU SAY??
Seamus: Momma said knock you out! I'm gonna knock you out!!
Ron: *pops up in the knick of time* Hello there, boys.
Seamus: Yo, this ain't cool, nigga. Peace out.
Ron: Good. Now, if you all don't mind, Harry and I are going upstairs to make sweet, sweet love during which I will weep softly in Harry's arms.
Patil Twins: We are so ugly! By the end of this movie, you will be sick of looking at our aesthetically displeasing visages!
Harry: VOLDEMORT VOLDEMORT VOLDEMORT.
Umbridge: *giggle*
Audience: OH SHIT.
Ron and Hermione: Can we have a secret society, Harry? Can we pleeeeeeeeeeease?
Harry: No.
Ron and Hermione: But... but... Robert Sean Leonard got one! Why can't we?
Harry: *sigh* Fine.
Ginny: *ROXX0RZ*
Cho: *SUXX0RZ*
Harry: *obvz pays more attention to Cho*
Weasley Twins: Hey Raka. What's up?
Raka: *tries not to have dirty threesome thoughts*
Neville: I had a growth spurt.
ETA v. 2: Haha, I forgot about this part.
Umbridge: *giggle* Trelawney, you are the weakest link. Goodbye!
Trelawney: But... but... *cries*
McGoogles: Come, come, Sybill. Here, weep in my arms.
Raka: McGoogles/Trelawney OTP?? What??
Harry and Cho: *snog*
Raka: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP
Raka's Eleven-Year-Old Sister: Daniel Radcliffe is SO HOT OMG.
Harry: Does the fact that I have a toned, chiseled body despite the fact that I am supposedly only fifteen turn you on?
Cho: Mmmm, yes!
Raka: NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Snape: blah blah blah penetrate your mind...
Harry: WHAT??
Raka: *SNORFLE GIGGLE*
Harry: *does magical spell*
young!James: HEYLET'SRAPESNIVELLUS
young!Snape: HEYDON'TRAPEME
young!Peter, young!Remus, young!Sirius: HEYBYE.
Harry: YAY 4 WINTAR VACA!
Sirius: Harry, would you like to come into this dark, empty room with me?
Harry: Well, sure!
Raka: LOLOL is there nothing in that room except for the family tree on the walls? Niiiiiiiiiiice.
Sirius: Harry, may I grasp you tenderly again? And maybe allow my hands to wander carelessly down your fit, trim body? Would that satisfy you?
Harry: Gee whiz, it sure would!
Remus: Hi, I have no lines.
Harry: I HAD A DREAM THAT THIS NATION WILL RISE UP--
Hermione: Wrong dream!
Harry: I HAD A DREAM THAT VOLDEMORT HAS SIRIUS.
Ron, Hermione: OMGWTF?
Harry: Let's go infiltrate the Ministry o' Magic!
Ron, Hermione: OKAY!
Neville, Luna, Ginny: Can we come?
Harry: NO MAYBE Yes, okay.
Lucius: Hello, children.
Bellatrix: SPARKLE SPARKLE LITTLE POT WHAT I WONDER IS A CAT
Raka: Could we please stop casting Helena Bonham Carter in fucking everything?? I mean, I don't know who decided that she has the ability to play every role in the universe, but it's just NOT TRUE!
Sirius: GET OFF MY GODSON!
Audience: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Raka: *grumble grumble* cheesy *grumble*
Sirius: *iz ded*
Raka: Not... a... veil?
Voldemort: FEEL THE HEAT, OLD MAN!
Dumbledore: FOR THE PURPOSES OF SYMBOLISM, I SHALL HAVE TO FIGHT BACK WITH WATER!!
Voldemort: *runs away*
Harry: *runs around* AHHH! VOLDEMORT HAS POSSESSED MY SOUL!
Dumbledore: Harry, does being possessed mean you have to wear eyeliner? Because that shit's grody.
Harry: blah blah blah POWER OF LOVE blah blah blah...
Voldemort: Um, nothxkbye.
Fudge: Voldemort's back!
Harry, Dumbledore: VINDICATED! I AM SELFISH! I AM WRONG! I AM RIGHT! I SWEAR I'M RIGHT! SWEAR I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!
Harry: Well, now that all's well, I think I'm going to march significantly at the head of my class!
Ron, Hermione: YAY MARCHING! We'll march on either side of you!
Neville, Ginny: Well, since we're almost as important as you three, we'll march in a stagger formation behind you!
Hogwarts: Hi, when did I go from a castle on an island to a happy bayside retreat?
THE END.
I watched The Last King of Scotland last night, and let me tell you, that shit was SCARY. But, please, James McAvoy, could you for once keep your clothes on in a movie? Pleeeeeeeeease? Especially when I'm watching said movie with my parents?
ETA: I CAN HAS MEME TIEM NAO?
1. Leave me a comment saying anything random, like your favourite lyric to your current favourite song. Or your favourite kind of sandwich
2. I respond by asking you five personal questions so I can get to know you better
3. Either reply in the comments or post the answers in your own journal with a link here so I don't miss your answers
4. Post these instructions in your own journal and get to know your flist better
canadianturtle asked me:
1) What do you have to do in the Dalek game?
2) Sylar or Gabriel Gray?
3) Your most favourite thing you own?
4) Your dream job?
5) Favourite food?
my answers:
1. Okay, so this isn't going to make any sense to a non-Doctor Who fan, but whatever. So the Dalek game centers around the events in "Dalek," and basically, you play the Dalek and you have to escape from the underground museum, gather all the helpful alien technology and EXTERMINATE! all the wee humans. It's a ton of fun, especially the using the death ray to kill people part.
2. Both. At the same time. Um, okay, seriously though. I would have to say Gabriel Gray. I mean, Sylar is fun and all, what with the mass murders and everything, but Gabriel's got this wounded puppy thing going on, which sometimes coincides with the whiny teenager-ness. General sexy all around, haha.
3. I like just about most everything I own, but I'd have to say my fortune collection. I always try to keep mine and everyone around me's fortunes (from fortune cookies, that is) and I keep them in this paper box my friend made me as a goodbye present when I moved to California. I don't really have a reason for collecting fortunes, but I like to look through them when I'm alone sometimes. It's comforting, I guess.
4. I have no idea, haha. I mean, my parents want me to be a doctor, and so did I for a while, but this past year has had me re-examining a lot in my life. My worst fear is to be stuck in something, in monotony, and have to wake up and have my life exactly the same every single day. I want to go out and see the world, and do something I love. I don't know what job would let me do that. *le sigh* It's depressing.
5. Hm, I don't think I have one. It varies from day to day, but I could never get tired of mashed potatoes. Actually, I could really go for some ice cream right now. From Cold Stone. Maybe Chocolate Devotion. Or Coffee Lover's. Or Birthday Cake Remix. Anything with brownie in it. Man, I really want some ice cream now.