Fred: Ferblunjit, Fercockt, Faygala

[xmindthegapx]

Title: Fred: Ferblunjit, Fercockt, Faygala (2/3)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Fred/others, Fred/Teddy overall
Rating: R
Wordcount: 3358
Warnings: very vague sexx0rz. But they're legal and consenting! Don't bahleet me!
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by JK Rowling, Scholastic, and Warner Brothers.
Author's Notes: Omg, you guys. Not

Comments

[carmine_ink]

Made my day to see this pop up on my flist.

Great chapter. ;) I'm actually really enjoying the OC's (which is normally quite rare, so props to you), although I admit to wondering what Ophiuchus' parents were on when they named him. Hee.

And the talking and dancing words were absolutely brilliant. :D

Trust me, there's no way you can get deleted for this. So no excuses for the final bit. <3

[xmindthegapx]

Haha, thanks!

Actually, unlike the rest of the OC's names, which I picked randomly whilst skimming through Wikipedia, Ophiuchus was well thought-out. Jaida posted a while back about how there was a different type of zodiac, in which her sign was not Sagittarius (I think), but Ophichus. And I, being the creepy fangirl that I am... hahaha. Oh dear.

And yes ma'am! *salutes*

[carmine_ink]

LOL. That's awesome. Your future wife, eh? :p

[brownsaucesambo]

AHHHHH I LOVE YOUUUUUU
this is so good! it makes me want to cry. i was lol-ing for real at the "up your arse" bit. like, i spit out some strawberry pop-tart.
i am virgil festusvagina fetus har har har.
actually, my great grandfather was virgil festus. soooo that's a little gross.

but the incest makes me sad.

[xmindthegapx]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! YAY. Crying... in a good way? Like, happy crying?

OMG I WANT STRAWBERRY POP-TART. IHU.

And I was thinking of you when I wrote that Virgil Festus thing. Actually, I couldn't think of any more names, and then I picked that one.

WHAT INCEST THERE IS NO INCEST WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. It's not incest! They're just very touchy-feely. DUHHH.

[brownsaucesambo]

durrrr good crying! :DDDD
how could you not think about me and write vagina fetus?
oh, and my mom had names planned out for me if i was twin boys: angus mcmillan and festus mcgee. she is CRAZY.
here is a really bad picture i drew for you. but i did try to make my handwriting nice. the tablet was not cooperating. and ignore the hand crappiness. it's the thought that counts.
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a230/brownsaucesambo/fredteddyletter.png

[xmindthegapx]

No, I meant I started using names of people I know! I didn't plan it or anything.
ANGUS?? ANGUS?? WHUT.
Omg! It's so pretty! I ♥ it mucho! I'm ttly linking to it when I post the next update.

[splits_thesky]

Okay, so I suck at doing things on time, but FINALLY I have read this, and DISFGHAWDGASJDASD YAAAAAAAAY!!! I think my favorite character is Teddy, is that supposed to happen?? ALSO, I very much enjoyed this section from the first part:
“Ted is short for Theodore, Fred.”

“Not in the wizarding world, it isn’t. By that logic, Aunt Ginny should be Aunt Virginia.”

“Virginia? That’s just crazy talk.

*LAUGHS AND LAUGHS FOREVER*

So yes, JOB WELL DONE, RAKAFACE!! I am on the EDGE OF MY SEAT for this final bit. :D

[xmindthegapx]

YAY!!

Haha, I thought I was really clever when I wrote that part. Because I remember everyone going, "GINNY'S SHORT FOR GINEVRA??? WHAT??"

[splits_thesky]

lmao, I figured. :D And hey, you're all like JK, like that part in GoF when Hermione teaches Krum to say her name because none of us dumb Americans knew how to correctly pronounce it. OMG, A WINNAR IS YOU!!

[xmindthegapx]

Ahaha, I totally had no idea how to pronounce her name before I read that book. I think I was calling her "HERMY-OWN" too.

[killhilvolume2]

This is such great stuff!