woke up this morning at 6 am and couldn't get back to sleep ( Read more... )

i'm in love and i don't care who knows it.

in love with my hair that is.

new haircut and color = ultrahot lindsay.

be jealous.

narcissism at its best.

"You know how you let yourself think that everything will be all right if you can only get to a certain place or do a certain thing. But when you get there, you find it's not that simple."
~Hazel, from "Watership Down".

finally i've made some decisions for the future ( Read more... )

so i joined the facebook group called something like "if i get 100,000 people to join this group my girlfriend will have a threesome". he accomplished it in three days. i'm glad i could help.

the prodigal son has returned home!!!! i woke up this morning for no reason to see the floridaroom door wide open and eddie in the family room. he is skinny and covered in fleas, but otherwise looks unharmed ( Read more... )

ruby came out from under the bed today. she had a tumor on her side that was growing. it must have been bothering her, because she chewed a hole in it the size of a silver dollar and ripped off a lot of her fur in the process. i called the vet and we put her down. sometimes the kindest things that we do hurt the most. i hugged her until she ( Read more... )

Many people who know pigs compare them to dogs because they are friendly, loyal, and intelligent. Pigs are naturally very clean and avoid, if at all possible, soiling their living areas. When given the chance to live away from factory farms, pigs will spend hours playing, lying in the sun, and exploring their surroundings with their powerful sense ( Read more... )

be careful who you call a geek. i watched a troma movie and i thought that when they named it "Luther the Geek" it was kind of funny, seeing as he loved to bite the heads off of chickens. the director's commentary told me otherwise. (websters.com search: geek ( Read more... )

LOST:

White male angora cat. long fur. amber-hazel eyes. very sweet. no collar. responds to "eddie", "eddiebear" "eddie spaghetti" and "Sketti". if you find him, please call 716-689-4107. $200 reward.

this is not a joke.