a lot of people tell me that the things that i watch on tv are depressing. i don't feel that way. i like to learn about medical conditions, that way i am understanding. knowing that genetic diseases and bad diseases make people upset, but i feel a different way. i feel like if i know about it, and if i understand what is going on, i can not ( Read more... )

so starting tonight, i am an employee of pautlers. i can make ice cream efficiently and also write short orders. i need to learn the abbreviation lingo, but other than that, i think i can handle it. it's my first day and already i'm on registers. i was told i did a good job so i'm quite confident. however, i think the cleaning is more ( Read more... )

So yeah, this is a true story. I had this friend John at college. Sure, he got way too drunk one time and tried to beat up a cop, but other than that, he's a pretty normal kid. Then he met Karlene. Now he is this


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so today, my mom asked me to help her clean the kitchen/family room. i told her i would, because that's what a decent person does. but i decided to look at it from a new angle this time. i watched closely to see what "cleaning" is to my mom. see, whenever she helps clean, nothing ever gets done, it just looks different. so i supervised. ( Read more... )

Whenever i think of government programs, i think of aunt kathy. i know she is not as intelligent as the normal person,(she has been calling me for help with ricky's math hw since 4th grade....do not laugh i love her too much) but she still raised her children the best way she could. despite the fact that she can't learn like regular people do, ( Read more... )

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supernanny + wife swap + being back on television = one very happy lindsay and family.

in other news, frankie is the laziest dog ever. he has not woken up for more than 10 minutes all day. but he is so cute i can't help it. i guess i can use this time to clean out the infection in his big fold. he hates when i clean it.

i remember growing up two different worlds. the first was that my emotions were very important, but i had to keep them from those i loved, because emotions can bring out the worst in us. the second was that my emotions were real, but they didn't matter in the real world, because the world is meant to be dysfunctional. And dysfunction is not ( Read more... )

mom has the week off. when she was sick a few days ago i went to tim hortons and bought her a soup and sandwich combo, so she has been particularly nice since then. we are currently watching the sword in the stone (which i haven't seen for many years, and i really like) and eating breakfast. she made toast and eggs over easy. it's delicious.

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