Here affair, there affair, everywhere affair fair.
To Do:
001. Return Titanic -- the boat sank??
002. Salmon for Buckbeak.
003. Inquiries re: Lord of the Dance.
--Employment Opportunities?
--Dress Code.
--procure floppy chest-baring shirt.
--procure tight, arse-enhancing trousers.
--(work on pecs)
--(and bum)
--poncy headband truly necessary?
--Can There Be Only One?
--Additional Titles?
--Baron of the Dance.
--Earl of the Dance.
--Charles Dance?
--Legion of Non-Arm-Moving Girls.
--standard, or do I find my own?
--begin auditioning girls immediately.
004. Start dance lessons immediately.
005. After supper.
006. And whisky.
007. Stare into the abyss.
008. Give it a raspberry.
009. Tomorrow's List.
010. Eat, drink, and be merry.
011. Find additional bottle whisky. This one seems to be empty.
In addition, why do people keep threatening to destroy me? Why isn't it ever anything nice, like blowing me or throwing a parade for me or generally singing my praises? Rubbish.
001. Return Titanic -- the boat sank??
002. Salmon for Buckbeak.
003. Inquiries re: Lord of the Dance.
--Employment Opportunities?
--Dress Code.
--procure floppy chest-baring shirt.
--procure tight, arse-enhancing trousers.
--(work on pecs)
--(and bum)
--poncy headband truly necessary?
--Can There Be Only One?
--Additional Titles?
--Baron of the Dance.
--Earl of the Dance.
--Charles Dance?
--Legion of Non-Arm-Moving Girls.
--standard, or do I find my own?
--begin auditioning girls immediately.
004. Start dance lessons immediately.
005. After supper.
006. And whisky.
007. Stare into the abyss.
008. Give it a raspberry.
009. Tomorrow's List.
010. Eat, drink, and be merry.
011. Find additional bottle whisky. This one seems to be empty.
In addition, why do people keep threatening to destroy me? Why isn't it ever anything nice, like blowing me or throwing a parade for me or generally singing my praises? Rubbish.