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My hand is annihiliating me in pain from my task. Yes, I'm still at work.

I'm almost done with page 3. Of 9. It's been an hour and a half.

Just keep my mind on my money and my money on my mind.

I am working overtime tonight. My boss is not here. I do not know what my project is. Yes, that's correct. I'm literally sitting here on the OT clock with no clue as to what I'm supposed to be doing.

To quote my boss, "I lub my job".

Jen and Lee through teh awesome partyzor! Unfortunately, hairspray > my hair, and now my hair is behaving in a weird manner. I think I have it back to normal ( Read more... )

Sometimes you have to go find the horrible.

Sometimes the horrible finds you.

Are you ready to tangle with the Serpent Squad?

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2/4 aint bad.

Every time I start to get disillusioned with buttrock, I discover a new band that just reignites my passion for the stuff.

.......SHOOT YOU DOWN!

The difficulty of the modern age is continually defined by the phrase, "Don't trust a big butt and a smile."

Since this doesn't exist yet, I think it is up to me to bring the beautiful love between Winston Churchill and Mayor McCheese to light.

If I haven't spoken to you in a while, it's partly intentional. I'm busy disconnecting. It's not that I don't love you, I just don't want to speak with you. And it's not that I won't be perfectly affable and whatnot. I just want to spend time by myself. Lots and lots of it. It happens ( Read more... )