Hello all!

[xneverxbetterx]

I have landed in Chinaland. The flight was okay, my butt felt like it had been ripped off by a school of vicious Amazonian piranhas after being sat on for 13 hours straight (I only got up once to go to the bathroom, being stuck in the middle of a the row next to strangers sucks), but at least the people sitting next to me were nice. I gave gum to

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[jimmy_jimmy]

facebook is blocked? what's wrong with non-westernized countries!

i should have just had you smuggle a bonsai tree back for me.
actually if you can, do it, i want a collection.

[xneverxbetterx]

I have yet to see any bonsai trees in China. But I haven't really been keeping an eye out for them. I've mostly been searching for clothes and purses. Y'know, really important stuff.

Also, I tried getting on Facebook using a proxy server and I couldn't even do that! Pissed.