haha you should be 6 feet under dude. Naaahhhh just jerkin your gheerkinnn :) That reminds me of this one time.. at band camp, i was eating a gherkin and then my crush walked past and i realised i had poo stuck to my face and then him and ALL his friends and their crushes laughed at me because this big gust of wind came up and blew my skirt up and my WHOLE collection of tampons blew away. CRAZY!
haha and this one time i went to the casino with my crush and my other crush was there having sex with my other crush and i bet all my money on him getting a red ring and i lost and was so embarrassed because my other crush assaulted me with peanuts... they were assaulted peanuts!! and i went to the change rooms to try a dildo out and when i jumped out to surprise my friend my boobs fell out and some old guy licked them.
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That reminds me of this one time.. at band camp, i was eating a gherkin and then my crush walked past and i realised i had poo stuck to my face and then him and ALL his friends and their crushes laughed at me because this big gust of wind came up and blew my skirt up and my WHOLE collection of tampons blew away. CRAZY!
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weeeeeeeeee :)
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