technical adjustment of NY resolution

[xnolenx]

New Years resolution 2: The Stretch Goal may have to be pushed to February due to the heart attack candidate hordes overwhelming the YMCA for the first month of the New Year. I'm assuming that hordes morale will break with the dawning of the new month and the microfracturing their porous, brittle, un-exercised bones.

Comments

Gym

[anonymous]

I generally give it two, maybe 3 weeks tops. Monday is always the worst, though...

Re: a wager

[xnolenx]

if you kill yourself regardless of new years resolution i will have a permanent memorial of you enshrined on my ass. however, i am not going to get your name tattooed on my ass for forgetting to take before and after pictures of my motorcycle.

i would also do it for the cost of the tattoo and a wine and dine trip to our great nations capital. that's the price of "property of matt lackey" tramp stamped across my ass.