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today i was awoken at 4:30 in the morning by rocks being thrown at my window.to my surprise i found caro there on her bike telling me that she had stolen a hot air balloon and wanted me to join her for a joy ride for the day.i quicky raced over to my linen closet, grabbed all the bed sheets, tied them together to form a rope in which i used to climb down my window. caro handed me a hot pink helmet and i sat in her wagon tht is attached to the right side of her bike. she pedaled as fast as 60 miles per hour and soon we were in the middle of the strawberry field, located near ABC.my eyes were tightly shut becuase i was scared from the ride. caro told me it was safe to open my eyes and to look at the magnificent balloon. i opened my eyes and i was in awe.there it was.a fifty story high, ronald mcdonald hot air balloon.she said lets hurry up before the farmers realize what we are up to. we went inside, caro took out her pirate sword and cut the ropes attached to the stake on the ground. soon we were off, flying high above the clouds, we saw the famers yelling at us with their pitchforks, but we payed no attention to them as we dropped pouches of sleeping powder over thier heads. i asked caro where our visit would be and she said i thought we would take a look from above in portugal i was excited becuase it was always a dream of mine to visit the portuguese empire of Lady Hyman. the country was more beautiful than i had ever imagined. the colors of red, blue, and gold were shown throughtout all the fabrics that were embracing the city walls.caro told me i promise this will be our first stop and she quickly let down a ninety million foot long anchor which allowed our hot air balloon to land in the center of portugals town square.we jumped out of the basket of the hot air balloon as we floated like fairies to the ground.caro looked at me with a grin and said this might come in handy as she handed me her dagger.i was confused at first but being that caro was my most trustworthy friend, i followed her as we crept in the shadow of the back alleys.we stopped at a door and before she opened it, caro looked at me and put a finger over her lips signaling we must be silent from this point on.she opened the door and began to crawl like a child on the floor up to a huge safe that was located to the left of the door.suddenly it hit me and i realized where we were, we were at the palace of Lady Hyman and we were about to steal all her riches out of her safe.being the clutz that i am i swung my head back and my beautiful red locks hit an invisble laser that set off the palace alarm and kung fu fighting ninjas jumped out of the ceiling and surrounded us.caro took out her pirate sword and i took out my dagger and began to kick some ninja butt.lucky for us we had just taken a self defense class a week before. the coast was clear and i quickly used my locksmith skills to open the safe.inside the safe was piles of gold, rubies, sapphires and diamonds all over.caro quickly pulled out a battery powered drill and made a hole on the inside of the four corners of the safe. she gave me four wheels and told me to go in the outside of the safe and out a wheel under each hole so she could drill a nail into the wheels.when we finished we quickly rolled the safe to the hot air balloon, strapped on our jet powered backpacks and carried the safe all the way up with us ninety million feet .i couldnt belive what we just done and i felt guilty for stealing somebody elses riches, i told caro we should return it like good FORMER catholic school girls, but then caro explained to me that those riches originally belonged to her family and Lady Hyman stole them from her in the battle of Lyle.we cutthe rope connected to our anchor and began to soar off when the empire guards began to shoot deadly coconuts at us.lucky for me i never leave home without my two machine guns and caro happened to have a sack of potatoes and we were able to fight back, though they did manage to deflate ronalds nose. we were completly pooped afterout portuguese adventure.caro put the hot air balloon into auto pilot and were able to take a nap while the hot air ballon flew us back to strawberry fields, where we found the sleeping farmers.caro popped the remainder of the balloon and we folded it up and put it in her purse and as we strapped on our helmets and rode the bike to my house. my parents were still sleeping when we arrived and i was able to sneak back up my window and fall back asleep as caro rode away on her bike. the end.
---> WRITTEN BY CARO, typed by me