CITY FLAG REVIEW

1. Washington DC - not bad
2. Chicago IL - even better
3. Denver CO - cute
4. Phoenix AZ - fucking awesome
5. St. Louis MO - Cub Scouts on drugs

So I did some creepy Google lurking ("googlurking"?) today looking for reviews for the SMW album, and here are my favorites ( Read more... )

FUCK the petition to promote Cap'n Crunch to Admiral. (Admir'l? Adm'ral?) There needs to be a goddamned concerted effort to convince the Quaker company to reinstate VANILLY CRUNCH and PUNCH CRUNCH. Just because of a gay hippo and a sex-whale? Please. The kids today see FAR worse things in modern cartoons, at school, and in their bibles. And ( Read more... )

The Chronicles of Sedentarius presents an exciting new feature

CLASSIC INTERNET BATTLES

VOLUME I: ARGUING ABOUT CHEERS

The argument in question:
Episode 13 of Season 1 (entitled "Now Pitching, Sam Malone")

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Sam tells Lana that he retired just before the Red Sox "became famous". This hints that ( Read more... )

"PISSING IN THE YARD ( Read more... )

Why am I posting this? Almost all of my Livejournal friends are on MySpace (where this was originally posted), I LIVE with TWO of you, and you've probably heard this Soundry Courter stuff already anyway. But here's that bulletin again, in the interest of marketing (maybe you wanna send some of your creepy internet buddies in the direction of this ( Read more... )

pull the cork on a cold bottle of pork ( Read more... )

we got our pipe of peace on ( Read more... )

I dunno... this somehow reminds me of this.

1. There is no such thing as a "healthy competition."

2. I can't say that I'm all that smart, since it's impossible for me to comprehend how fucking stupid people are.