this will be the last time...
that i update from germany for a long while. Tommorow i fly out of Lübeck on a shitty ryan air plane to milan then i take a train to florence. if you forgot, my travel itinerary is as follows: Florence, Rome, Venice, Croatia, Prague, Barcelona, Southern Germany.....sound good? anyhow i dont have much time so ill update you on the reterds i live
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its snowing like stez here.
I have the apt to my self and i went food shopping and spend 65 bucks on awful food,I will call that guy and find shit out but what is it that u really want to know like what do u want me to ask him
gooosih B-stez in the cut ....waht
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1. To fit in, wear hi-top reeboks tight jeans, and a tight t, or guinea t. It may be in your best interest to show your gut. If you don't have a gut, perhaps you can fashion one out of some pillows. Buy a horn with a gold chain, all the dego's wear them. i suggest wearing an adjustable baseball hat backwards as well, unless you have plenty o po-made to put in your hair, which you would o course slick back
2. say things like scum bayg, what a you stupid o what, and if you really want to fit in. When buying pizza, if the guy says you's want onions o wat? You say, "no me piache(phonetic) douchebayg" (no,i don't like, you douche bag)
3. Rent a cadillac, you may pay more for it than say a fiat, but the goombas will really look up to you.
4. Tip big, people will assume your involved in organized crime, and therefore cater to you.
5. if its hot wear umbros
Good luck let me know if you have any questions
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