Re: L ARMSTRONG and USPS
anonymous
May 5 2003, 09:28:38 UTC
Ean, i forgot to tell you, i will be bringin an american flag, I encourage you to join me on the Franco-German border for a stage of the Tour De France, which will be starting on July 1. My plan is to get retahded via the french countryside bière et vin logeons. Then after we are thoroughly intoxicated and boisterous, i will remove the Flag, which i had hidden discreetly in my pants, making it appear as though i had a case of the big ace. We will brandish, singing american themes(StarSpangledB, ATB, God bless A, Rocky Theme, Eye of the Tiger, Oh, Canada etc.) We will then make our way to the race where we will cheer lance and repeat the u.s postal creed for approximately 18seconds before the Texan flies by us on his bicycle, never to be seen again, then i assume in a drunken moment of clarity we'll see another unknown american rider cheer him on, while calling him lance, for another approx 18seconds. and that'll be it. I for one can't wait!!!!!!
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