its about gatdamn time you updated this thing! i am minutes away from setting down guidelines and rules to my first troop since i have become a supervisor! i have it all planned out.... "amn king, i am your boss, you can call me Sgt. diambrosio, first of all son your uniform looks like shit, and what did you shine your boots with, a chocolate bar? the next time i see you your appearance better be shit hot, and go take a razor to your face, if it dont look like a girls ass then i dont want to see ya! i am a hard boss amn king, but fair. you take care of what i tell you to, and ill take care of you! i run a tight section here,but your now part of the best team in the 108th, sgt. diambrosio's team!" all the while i will be pacing back and forth with my arms crossed!
A trio of sneakies(japs) keep going, "Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" i think they're planning something,
Ean we've reached mainland Europe, London is hilaritidayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. THe broads all dress silly, and this halfturkamin we hung out wif last night ripped us repeatedly, before speeding off with and out o closet queeah, in his porsche. A limey broad gave me the finger twice cuz i yelled "mr. buurt simmmsin" out the window repeatedly, in a horribly put together aussie accent, this rederd brit who struggled, asked us earlier if we were australian or american, so i kept asking him where to go out, and i uncles elbowed him. By the way, to all whom may be concerned, "surprise me with ashat" has been oneupped by someone(newark naggle no less) while waiting in the airport we got breers, and asked the waiter, the naggle i speak of, what kinds he had and when he got to yuengling he said, "eeee-LANG-LANG AND eEEE-LANG-LANG LIGHT" WHAT A MO-RON
thats hard as fuck to one up the homosexual who asked to be surprised with a shat, but that airport bartender has defiantly won that battle! eeee-lang-lang...leave it to the brothers! have a good time out there........?
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June 21 2003, 13:54:50 UTC
Yo mike and tree I told you all, they as a laaaaasyyyyyyyyyyy sum-a-bitch over in the Newark Air-stezz. How is europe, how was the flight, how many times did you get wasted.????????????? I wish I was there.Am blwoing it like mike and I blew it with the chippies. Don't take any shit from those english ass clowns. Are you guys sick of harry potter yet??? . I am going to go to benigans and eat and get some Irish culture if yaz know what I mean ahhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh drink fast and take a lot of risks -erik
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A trio of sneakies(japs) keep going, "Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" i think they're planning something,
Ean we've reached mainland Europe, London is hilaritidayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. THe broads all dress silly, and this halfturkamin we hung out wif last night ripped us repeatedly, before speeding off with and out o closet queeah, in his porsche. A limey broad gave me the finger twice cuz i yelled "mr. buurt simmmsin" out the window repeatedly, in a horribly put together aussie accent, this rederd brit who struggled, asked us earlier if we were australian or american, so i kept asking him where to go out, and i uncles elbowed him. By the way, to all whom may be concerned, "surprise me with ashat" has been oneupped by someone(newark naggle no less) while waiting in the airport we got breers, and asked the waiter, the naggle i speak of, what kinds he had and when he got to yuengling he said, "eeee-LANG-LANG AND eEEE-LANG-LANG LIGHT" WHAT A MO-RON
CYAS WHEN WE SWEEP NORTH
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drink fast and take a lot of risks -erik
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