Comments | xojennakateox: I. Hate. Cats.

xojennakateox

I. Hate. Cats.

Mar 10, 2008 22:43

So I was in the shower, shaving, when all of a sudden! My cat jumped into the shower at me. This took me by surprise, and I ended up slicing my vagina open with the razor. Not my legit vagina, but pretty freakin close. Every time I walk, it opens up and starts bleeding again, and it's in too awkward a place for a bandaid. Work is going to be a pain ( Read more... )

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darknightmare March 11 2008, 03:14:34 UTC

Try some neosporin. That might help.

xojennakateox March 11 2008, 03:49:45 UTC

haha oh I doused the thing in it.

nmeravigs March 11 2008, 03:45:04 UTC

thats going to sting when you pee :(

xojennakateox March 11 2008, 03:50:12 UTC

srsly.

theblackpython March 11 2008, 12:30:34 UTC

When I read "slicing my vagina open" I yelled "OH GOD". That sounds like it work be the single most painful thing ever.

_____haley March 11 2008, 16:26:35 UTC

me too! ahhh :(

caseyfaceisrad March 11 2008, 20:12:49 UTC

Samesys!

xojennakateox March 12 2008, 05:04:57 UTC

oh you guys have no idea! Thank god genitals heal quickly because of the blood flow. All i had to do was masturbate VERY CAREFULLY haha. It's on it's way to better.

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xojennakateox March 14 2008, 02:43:42 UTC

haha shut up brian.