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Allen [9:01 P.M.]: So I wait every morning till night, masturbating to my delight ( Read more... )

I had a dream that I was cuddling with Adrian Grenier. Or, "spooning," as "real men" - the ones on Entourage anyway - call it. Niiiiice.

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I love watching Will&Grace. Hahahahaha, Karen makes me laugh ( Read more... )

I am dead-ass broke. As in I am so broke that I need to work my ass off in a sweatshop or something to support my pobre familia (familia pobre?).

Overview of how I'm gonna spend the rest of my week $-wise, until the money starts flowing in from the man upstairs:

Food: No food. I'll starve/fast or something. Just kidding. My goal is to spend like ( Read more... )

Saturday is almost over. I can't believe this, I stayed home all day so I could finish all my bio and I'm still drawing those stupid glycolysis diagrams. And then I have the two essays and the extra credit (which is a first), and then the 2 articles ( Read more... )

Me want cookie. Or a bananaaa.

Bananas in pajamas go up and down the stairs,
Bananas in pajamas are kicking over chairs
Bananas in pajamas are chasing teddy bears
'Cause on Tuesdays they try to catch them unawares.