I hate it when little things piss me off. It really brings down what could otherwise be deemed a stupendous night. pat and Oscars was fun...even though I'm a bitch, and breadsticks were thrown at me, and Julian hiccuping was quite possibly the funniest thing ever. We ran into Chris and karina at the Janss place, and he had some strange ice cream ( Read more... )

Your #1 Match: ENFP

The Inspirer ( Read more... )

w00t, no internet cuz John looks at more porn than anyone's seen in their entire life in one flippin day. So, uhm.......yea...I'm excited. Not.

So, I'm giving up on diffuclt people. There is too much bullshit and too many people take shit seriously. Listen to me, have fun. Chill out. Live it up, cuz one day everything will be gone, and if your memories are those of arguments, and depression, you're going to have missed the entire purpose of adolescence. So yea. Don't comment asking what ( Read more... )

So, alas, I am here. Through thick and thin you find who truly loves you, and appreciates you, and I have come to realize that those who are beside me in my life are not there because I NEED them, but because I CHOOSE them. While that may seem harsh, let me explain. A need of a person is an addiction, a dependence, and both words carry negative ( Read more... )

So, I think I want a midget. Or at least the one on Jerry Springer, which, if you missed, you may want to rethink your entire existence. We definitely saw him kick himself in the head.....twice...once with both feet. And the girl has a lazy eye, and Julian says she's missing teeth...I haven't seen them yet.

So it's uhh....raining.......yep, it sure is.

I'm not worth it. Stop fooling yourself.

So Julian just farted in my ear.
Discuss.

To pick up Julian: Seriously honey - sex is like pizza. Even if it's bad it's still pretty darn good.

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hahahaha. "I like pizza Steve, I like it!!!! *shakes head like a wet dog*" <----oh, do not fret over that quote, it is an inside joke with...well....myself...unless you have seen the amazingness that is multiplicity.