SJ's kids' diaries: entry #1
Title: My Dad's A Pervert
Pairing: KyuMin, side!KangTeuk
Genre: fail!Crack
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I am KyuMin's daughter /grins and gets shot
Note: This mainly focuses on KyuMin's eldest kid.
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He told him, “I want you.”
He touched his butt cheeks.
I gawked. I almost died.
Kyuhyun cupped Sungmin’s butt. Sungmin moaned wantonly, entirely forgetting the ramyun he was making for lunch. His husband buried his face into his neck and it tickled him a little. Sungmin giggled seductively and Kyuhyun could only smirk as he initiated a slap on his butt.
Sunghyun flinched as he stood on the doorway of the kitchen. He definitely saw everything. His eyes landed on his 2-year old sister, who had cheese sticks stuck up on her hair as she giggled at her parents, obviously oblivious at their REAL motive. He hurriedly went and picked up his sister.
“Umma, Appa … are you, guys for real?” he muttered before dashing out of the room.
Kyuhyun and Sungmin turned around, and then shrugged. The former, then again, cupped his husband’s butt.
One night, I was doing homework.
Minkyu was playing with her stuffed bunny.
The door next room was slammed shut. I stopped and listened to what they were doing.
I fell asleep and failed my Maths the next day.
“Why did you fail Maths?” Kyuhyun asked him, his eyes narrowed. Sungmin, on the other hand, almost dropped the spoon he used to feed his daughter after hearing what his husband said.
“I asked you, young man, why did you fail Maths?”
“I failed because you, two, were noisy.” Sunghyun answered matter-of-factly. Sungmin shoved Minkyu in Kyuhyun’s hands and told him he was going to be in the bathroom.
“Ooookay. Go borrow my headphones then.” The kid shrugged, went to his parents’ bedroom and picked up the nearest headphone he could find.
He was about to put it on his head when he heard Sungmin scream like a sissy, Kyuhyun laughing horridly, and his sister giggling.
He peeked out of the bedroom, snorted, and slammed the door shut.
The bathroom was open and Kyuhyun had a pink boxer in hand.
His friends are a little bunch of perverts too.
I wondered how they became idols.
Sunghyun grunted from his seat. He didn’t like the idea of being dragged into a party.
“You’re already 10, baby. Oh my gosh, I can’t believe you’re growing up,” he imitated Sungmin’s whiny voice, “What the hell.”
He crossed his arms and scanned the crowd. There weren’t many; it was just a mini get-together party of the Super Junior members. So why am I in this? Minkyu is even at Auntie Ahra’s house!
“Ehem.” Sunghyun looked up to see KangTeuk’s 4 year-old son, Youngsoo.
“Hey adopted,” the smaller kid mumbled. “Shut up. As if you’re real.”
“Well I am.” Sunghyun snorted.
They both looked up and scanned the crowd, sighing. He caught a glimpse of the KangTeuk couple making out. Sunghyun smirked and glanced at Youngsoo. The latter’s mouth hung open.
“Oh. My. Gosh.”
Sunghyun looked back again and snickered at how his Uncle Eeteuk looked like he wants to be dry-humped anytime. Take that Youngsoo .
His gaze went back to the couple and laughed when he saw his ‘mom’ on his father’s back. He stopped though.
Kyuhyun had a camera on his hand and was grinning like he’s going to make pornstars.
They’re a bunch of perverts. Yes, they are.
I always wondered why the caretaker of the orphanage had to give up on me.
Because I’m such a good guy.
So dear diary, don’t be disgusted.
Kyuhyun fixes his tie as his son continues to tug his suit. “Appa, I need to have new trousers.”
Kyuhyun raises an eyebrow and screams, “Min, when did we last buy Sunghyun his trousers?” And they got a snobbish ‘humph’ as answer. Kyuhyun shrugged and kneeled in front of Sunghyun. The kid tilted his head in confusion as his father started to unzip his pants.
He almost fainted. His father was grinning.
“Aigoo~~ My son’s grown up already!”
FML.
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Okay. So I was being stupid up there /gets shot.
I've been addicted to Mini Yoochun lately. OTL :3
I always wondered when will Super Junior have their minis so yeah, I started this fic :D
And it's fail!crack. I always fail at cracks -_-"