I Don't Care by 2ne1
Title: I Don't Care by 2ne1
Status: Completed - One-Shot
Pairing: Shindong and his beer
Minor Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Crack, Smut
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Super Junior. If I owned them, I would have never written this fanfic.
Summary(do I have to?): Shindong's angry because his co-members force him to get a lovelife.
UmmaLovesYou - Leeteuk
I-got-fat - Kangin
Drama*Queen* - Heechul
BeijingFriedRice - Hankyung
philtrumszszsz - Yesung
Wookie^_^ - Ryeowook
Beerbear - Shindong
PinkbunnyKyu - Sungmin
yougotPWNED - Kyuhyun
DanceManiax~~ - Eunhyuk
FISHY^^ - Donghae
Just13elieve - Siwon
*iwantyoutonight* - Kibum
Number of online chatters: 13
DanceManiax~~ : Shindong-hyung. Get a girlfriend!
Beerbear: No.
Wookie^_^: I’ll sign you up in a dating site Hyung. :]
philtrumszszsz: That’s right, my Wookie. LOL-ing
Beerbear: Hell no.
UmmaLovesYou: Shin Donghee, I command you to call someone and date her!
Beerbear: In your dreams, Jungsu. :P
I-got-fat: Why don’t you like dating? Don’t you like girls?
Beerbear: I do. But, I won’t date them.
FISHY^^: Why?!?!
*iwantyoutonight*: Why Hyung?!
Just13elieve: WHY????
PinkbunnyKyu: Oh gosh. Why?
DanceManiax~~: *groan* Why hyung?
philtrumszszsz: FTW. Why?
Wookie^_^: Poor hyung.
UmmaLovesYou: Why my little pink pig?
I-got-fat: 0_o
yougotPWNED: Maybe he likes BOYS *smirk
Drama*Queen*: FTW!!!! I thought you were straight?!?!?! WTH’s wrong with you people!
BeijingFriedRice: Calm down Chullie. Shit. You’re making me come too much. Just take it in slow!
UmmaLovesYou: Oh my gosh! My ONLY straight son doubts his gender already! *faints
I-got-fat: Oh no! Jungsu!!!!
UmmaLovesYou is away.
I-got-fat is away.
Beerbear: Shut the fuck up maknae!
*iwantyoutonight*: *scrolls up* *gasps* Chul and Geng are already having their daily routine?! What time is it??
Just13elieve: It’s already 10. Wanna do it now, babe??
YougotPWNED: LOLs :))
Wookie^_^: *twitches eyes* Sunnngggiee…
*iwantyoutonight*: Oh man. YES! 8D This time, I’ll top.
Just13elieve: Sure xD
Just13elieve leaves chatroom.
*iwantyoutonight* leaves chatroom.
philtrumszszsz: Yes Wook? *grins
FISHY^^: Hyung, I’m really gonna get you a girl…
DanceManiax~~: Wanna leave Hae? We gotta find that girl fast!
FISHY^^: Agreed!
FISHY^^ is away.
DanceManiaxx~~ is away.
Wookie^_^: I’m getting hard. Wanna suck me now? *smirks
PinkbunnyKyu: I’m gonna sign you up in a dating site Shindong-hyung.
philtrumszszsz: Oh yes. Oh yes. In my room now! LOLz
Beerbear: NO!!! I don’t want you bitches to interfere in my lovelife.
Wookie^_^ is away.
philtrumszszsz is away.
yougotPWNED: Fuck hyung. Don’t you dare call my Minnie a bitch *deathglares
Beerbear: Oh sorry, asshole ;)
PinkbunnyKyu: Hyung!!!!
Beerbear: What?!
yougotPWNED: I’m really gonna keep your beers away from you. Plus, I won’t be lending you money to go to bars. Got it?
PinkbunnyKyu: Kyu’s right! And also, if you won’t agree that I sign you up in a fucking dating site. *pouts
Beerbear: NOOOOOO!!!
PinkbunnyKyu: Oh yessss…
yougotPWNED: Oh yessss…
yougotPWNED: Shit Min. Stop saying ‘yes’ like that. You know I like you moaning like that…
PinkbunnyKyu: Oh Kyu~~ *purrs
yougotPWNED: Oh fuck! My pants are getting tight. Shit. Min, to the room later after we’re done with this guy. *winks
PinkbunnyKyu: LOL-ing. Anyway, Hyung. I meant what I said earlier… *runs to hide all beers
Beerbear: Oh shit… Give me back my lovely beers!!!!
yougotPWNED: No Hyung. Not until you give in….
Beerbear: Okay okay! I don’t give a damn! Just give me back my beers damn it!!
PinkbunnyKyu: Nya nya :P
yougotPWNED: You sure you’re giving in hyung?!
Beerbear: YES! So give me back my lovelies before I castrate the both of you…. *glares and gets knife
PinkbunnyKyu: Ooh scary. Fine fine. Your beers are under the dining table.
Beerbear: THANK YOU!!! *scrams out of the room and finds beer
Beerbear is away.
yougotPWNED: Now what?? >:)
PinkbunnyKyu: Come back here in the room. I already got your surprise ready for you…. *evil laugh
PinkbunnyKyu leaves chatroom.
yougotPWNED: You got to be kidding meee.. LOL
yougotPWNED leaves chatroom.
Beerbear is back.
Beerbear: Gosh! I thought I’m gonna die without my beers..
Beerbear: Guys?
Beerbear: GUYS!
Beerbear: Oh brother…
-5 minutes Later-
Drama*Queen*: Hahaha. Geng! That was so fun. Want more? *seduces you
BeijingFriedRice: Gosh no, please. I already had enough. LOL. BTW, where’s everybody? @_@
Drama*Queen*: Dunno. I think we have the chatroom to ourselves already.
BeijingFriedRice: S’not fair. *pouts* There’s no fun at all
Drama*Queen*: Yeah. Wanna check them out??
BeijingFriedRice: Nuh-uh. You go check on them…
Drama*Queen*: Fine!
Drama*Queen* is away.
Drama*Queen* is back.
BeijingFriedRice: WTF?!!? Are you telling me that you can hear loud moans from Sungmin’s room?!
Drama*Queen*: *nods
BeijingFriedRice: Fuck.
Drama*Queen*: Yeah. LoL. Geng…
BeijingFriedRice: Yes Chullie?
Drama*Queen*: Wanna come more?? >:)
BeijingFriedRice: Yessssss
BeijingFriedRice leaves chatroom.
Drama*Queen* leaves chatroom.
Beerbear: FTW?? That was… AWKWARD
A/n:
Yeay! First chat fic..LOLz
I know it's a total fail..
But please do read xD
<3<3
Status: Completed - One-Shot
Pairing: Shindong and his beer
Minor Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Crack, Smut
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Super Junior. If I owned them, I would have never written this fanfic.
Summary(do I have to?): Shindong's angry because his co-members force him to get a lovelife.
UmmaLovesYou - Leeteuk
I-got-fat - Kangin
Drama*Queen* - Heechul
BeijingFriedRice - Hankyung
philtrumszszsz - Yesung
Wookie^_^ - Ryeowook
Beerbear - Shindong
PinkbunnyKyu - Sungmin
yougotPWNED - Kyuhyun
DanceManiax~~ - Eunhyuk
FISHY^^ - Donghae
Just13elieve - Siwon
*iwantyoutonight* - Kibum
Number of online chatters: 13
DanceManiax~~ : Shindong-hyung. Get a girlfriend!
Beerbear: No.
Wookie^_^: I’ll sign you up in a dating site Hyung. :]
philtrumszszsz: That’s right, my Wookie. LOL-ing
Beerbear: Hell no.
UmmaLovesYou: Shin Donghee, I command you to call someone and date her!
Beerbear: In your dreams, Jungsu. :P
I-got-fat: Why don’t you like dating? Don’t you like girls?
Beerbear: I do. But, I won’t date them.
FISHY^^: Why?!?!
*iwantyoutonight*: Why Hyung?!
Just13elieve: WHY????
PinkbunnyKyu: Oh gosh. Why?
DanceManiax~~: *groan* Why hyung?
philtrumszszsz: FTW. Why?
Wookie^_^: Poor hyung.
UmmaLovesYou: Why my little pink pig?
I-got-fat: 0_o
yougotPWNED: Maybe he likes BOYS *smirk
Drama*Queen*: FTW!!!! I thought you were straight?!?!?! WTH’s wrong with you people!
BeijingFriedRice: Calm down Chullie. Shit. You’re making me come too much. Just take it in slow!
UmmaLovesYou: Oh my gosh! My ONLY straight son doubts his gender already! *faints
I-got-fat: Oh no! Jungsu!!!!
UmmaLovesYou is away.
I-got-fat is away.
Beerbear: Shut the fuck up maknae!
*iwantyoutonight*: *scrolls up* *gasps* Chul and Geng are already having their daily routine?! What time is it??
Just13elieve: It’s already 10. Wanna do it now, babe??
YougotPWNED: LOLs :))
Wookie^_^: *twitches eyes* Sunnngggiee…
*iwantyoutonight*: Oh man. YES! 8D This time, I’ll top.
Just13elieve: Sure xD
Just13elieve leaves chatroom.
*iwantyoutonight* leaves chatroom.
philtrumszszsz: Yes Wook? *grins
FISHY^^: Hyung, I’m really gonna get you a girl…
DanceManiax~~: Wanna leave Hae? We gotta find that girl fast!
FISHY^^: Agreed!
FISHY^^ is away.
DanceManiaxx~~ is away.
Wookie^_^: I’m getting hard. Wanna suck me now? *smirks
PinkbunnyKyu: I’m gonna sign you up in a dating site Shindong-hyung.
philtrumszszsz: Oh yes. Oh yes. In my room now! LOLz
Beerbear: NO!!! I don’t want you bitches to interfere in my lovelife.
Wookie^_^ is away.
philtrumszszsz is away.
yougotPWNED: Fuck hyung. Don’t you dare call my Minnie a bitch *deathglares
Beerbear: Oh sorry, asshole ;)
PinkbunnyKyu: Hyung!!!!
Beerbear: What?!
yougotPWNED: I’m really gonna keep your beers away from you. Plus, I won’t be lending you money to go to bars. Got it?
PinkbunnyKyu: Kyu’s right! And also, if you won’t agree that I sign you up in a fucking dating site. *pouts
Beerbear: NOOOOOO!!!
PinkbunnyKyu: Oh yessss…
yougotPWNED: Oh yessss…
yougotPWNED: Shit Min. Stop saying ‘yes’ like that. You know I like you moaning like that…
PinkbunnyKyu: Oh Kyu~~ *purrs
yougotPWNED: Oh fuck! My pants are getting tight. Shit. Min, to the room later after we’re done with this guy. *winks
PinkbunnyKyu: LOL-ing. Anyway, Hyung. I meant what I said earlier… *runs to hide all beers
Beerbear: Oh shit… Give me back my lovely beers!!!!
yougotPWNED: No Hyung. Not until you give in….
Beerbear: Okay okay! I don’t give a damn! Just give me back my beers damn it!!
PinkbunnyKyu: Nya nya :P
yougotPWNED: You sure you’re giving in hyung?!
Beerbear: YES! So give me back my lovelies before I castrate the both of you…. *glares and gets knife
PinkbunnyKyu: Ooh scary. Fine fine. Your beers are under the dining table.
Beerbear: THANK YOU!!! *scrams out of the room and finds beer
Beerbear is away.
yougotPWNED: Now what?? >:)
PinkbunnyKyu: Come back here in the room. I already got your surprise ready for you…. *evil laugh
PinkbunnyKyu leaves chatroom.
yougotPWNED: You got to be kidding meee.. LOL
yougotPWNED leaves chatroom.
Beerbear is back.
Beerbear: Gosh! I thought I’m gonna die without my beers..
Beerbear: Guys?
Beerbear: GUYS!
Beerbear: Oh brother…
-5 minutes Later-
Drama*Queen*: Hahaha. Geng! That was so fun. Want more? *seduces you
BeijingFriedRice: Gosh no, please. I already had enough. LOL. BTW, where’s everybody? @_@
Drama*Queen*: Dunno. I think we have the chatroom to ourselves already.
BeijingFriedRice: S’not fair. *pouts* There’s no fun at all
Drama*Queen*: Yeah. Wanna check them out??
BeijingFriedRice: Nuh-uh. You go check on them…
Drama*Queen*: Fine!
Drama*Queen* is away.
Drama*Queen* is back.
BeijingFriedRice: WTF?!!? Are you telling me that you can hear loud moans from Sungmin’s room?!
Drama*Queen*: *nods
BeijingFriedRice: Fuck.
Drama*Queen*: Yeah. LoL. Geng…
BeijingFriedRice: Yes Chullie?
Drama*Queen*: Wanna come more?? >:)
BeijingFriedRice: Yessssss
BeijingFriedRice leaves chatroom.
Drama*Queen* leaves chatroom.
Beerbear: FTW?? That was… AWKWARD
A/n:
Yeay! First chat fic..LOLz
I know it's a total fail..
But please do read xD
<3<3