You Own My Heart, He's Just Renting (Chapter 1)
It was a cold January evening. The up and coming Smosh duo known as Ian and Anthony sat in the taller boy's room, mindlessly checking their joint Youtube and email accounts. Sitting on Anthony's bed with his Apple laptop on his side and cellphone in hand, the young 20 year old was smiling at the phone's screen like a kid that had just stepped foot into Toys R' Us for the first time. Anthony knew who he was taking to, and he hated it. Jealousy coursed through his veins like the deadly poison that would be injected into a death row inmate.
"Is that Phil?" Anthony asked. Ian seemed to ignore the question, angering him even more. "You know this shit load of mail isn't gonna get answered by itself.” the older boy exclaimed, trying not to sound TOO annoyed. Ian, finally coming out of his own world, noticing the hint of annoyance in his question quickly answered, " Yes it is Phil, and I was just taking a little break. Chill out dude." “Well, if you haven't noticed, we have a shit ton of stuff to answer... There is probably more being asked as you sit on you ass with that stupid phone!" Ian opened his mouth to argue back when he glanced at the time. "Oh shit, gotta go!" The younger boy struggled to get ready. Anthony questioned "Where the hell are you going?" "Phil is taking me out to dinner and I'm going to be late!" Ian replied. The words came fast, as he was trying to fix himself up to meet his boyfriend of almost 9 months.
Anthony sighed, knowing that arguing would be just a waste of his breath. He turned back to his computer desk without saying a word. "See you later!" Ian said - almost tripping over his own feet out the door. When Anthony heard his bedroom door close, he sighed once more. "Yeah, that’s what you always say. You never actually see me later." He mumbled. From the various times Ian had left in the middle of important Smosh business, Anthony knew the routine. He wouldn't see Ian for at least another 3 days, putting a real damper on the Smosh schedule and Anthony’s heart. He knew that as soon as Ian and Phil got together, its was just sex, sex, sex, and he hated the thought of Ian with anyone else but him.
"Fucking Phil" Anthony thought. Phil, aka AmazingPhil on Youtube, moved from England for whatever fucking reason with his best friend Dan. "And now hes taking away Ian.. my Ian.. My cute, funny, and first priority in my life right now Ian."