good GOD shes so ugly. man i can't even think of it. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwy. thats so gross. you man whore. what happened to you?? more like what happened to your standards?

SHIT NIGGUH! that was a whole lotta Huff Y Druff this weekend. You can check michelles, tyson, and martins journal for pictures. im to lazy to steal them and upload them haha. I gotta drive the "pootie-TANG" everywhere. it was swell. and i didn't hit any cars.. i swear...

WOO it was really fun actually. alot more then i expected. not that i was ( Read more... )

SUH-weet!

HahaYOURFACE: well i think i gotta kick edward to the curb and answer my ever calling shower.

an erotic death: haha k dont drown!

HahaYOURFACE: hahahah HahaYOURFACE: that would suck

HahaYOURFACE: you see on the news

HahaYOURFACE: "In todays news, Local Turlock Girl drowns in the shower. standing up? in the shower? .. i dont know how that one ( Read more... )

Tonight was overall a good night. Click the blue underlined words.. you know you can't resist them.. haha

( Tonight we went to )

today was for sure a good day indeed.

Italked to melissa boyd for quiet some time on the internet then headed off to the mall where i saw : Chris, Trevor, Troy, Jelly, Ben, Brittany, and rumor had it that justin brummel was wondering around as well. but i never saw him =\ then i saw some guy that goes to shows. his huge ear hole gave him away. haha ( Read more... )

The other day i disscovered who Jon Lovitz really was and i must say that i was a little bit dissapointed but it doesn't matter because im still voting for Jon Lovitz for president and hes going on mount rushmore!!!!

So put it in my mouth, my mother fuckin mouth

( Read more... )

"Make my wish come true, All i wan't for christmas is YOU!"

CHRISTMAS IS HERE! CHRISTMAS IS HERE! CHRISTMAS IS HERE! CHRISTMAS IS HERE! CHRISTMAS IS HERE!

I just realized how close christmas is!! *cHiRsMiKa* YEE! Chrismika!! the best holiday ever!! im so pumped! its seriously so close!! I talked to my mommy today and she said i could probably ( Read more... )

WHat?! time for some great lines by Tony Woods??ya! i think so!
You dont know him monkey!

(chicken)Hey Mr. Racoon look out for that truck
(racoon)What truck Motha Fucka?!
............BAM!HAHAHA oh my god so i was watching T.v. right and this commercial came on and you know how they have those fake dogs that you can walk and stuff? well they have ( Read more... )