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So, buddleia linked ratcreature's scan post about how to draw female comic characters. If you have been awake at some point since nineteen fifty-three, you will find it offensive.
Afterward, amandazillah and I had this sultry, cute discussion:
amanda: *shakes head* I am disgusted by not indiginant.
amanda: because that means I would've expected more.
amanda: "Too many lines clutter up a woman's face, and can even be mistaken for wrinkles."
amanda: because god knows you won't be drawing any older women. That's just gross.
xoverau: repulsive!
xoverau: wrinkled dudes, that's distinguished
amanda: and yeah, love the big gal with the beer cans under her!
amanda: I have to admit that was kinda funny.
amanda: but you know, I'd read that comic
xoverau: yep!
xoverau: though it gave me a rather disturbing porn memory
amanda: a hard drinking, big bosomed super heroine!
amanda: hahaha!
xoverau: i was like, i wonder if her power is to shoot them out her cooter like speeding bullets
xoverau: because THAT i would read in a comic
xoverau: she does a backbend, kegels, and WHAM!
amanda: hahahaha!
amanda: damn, I wish I could draw comics.
Dear Gerard Way,
Please to be considering a second career. YOU would never objectify women except out of ignorance, and you'd bend over backwards to address criticism. YOU would care more about character than appearance. YOU would hit this asshole in the face.
Think it over and get back to us.
Love,
Real Three-dimensional People With X Chromosomes
Afterward, amandazillah and I had this sultry, cute discussion:
amanda: *shakes head* I am disgusted by not indiginant.
amanda: because that means I would've expected more.
amanda: "Too many lines clutter up a woman's face, and can even be mistaken for wrinkles."
amanda: because god knows you won't be drawing any older women. That's just gross.
xoverau: repulsive!
xoverau: wrinkled dudes, that's distinguished
amanda: and yeah, love the big gal with the beer cans under her!
amanda: I have to admit that was kinda funny.
amanda: but you know, I'd read that comic
xoverau: yep!
xoverau: though it gave me a rather disturbing porn memory
amanda: a hard drinking, big bosomed super heroine!
amanda: hahaha!
xoverau: i was like, i wonder if her power is to shoot them out her cooter like speeding bullets
xoverau: because THAT i would read in a comic
xoverau: she does a backbend, kegels, and WHAM!
amanda: hahahaha!
amanda: damn, I wish I could draw comics.
Dear Gerard Way,
Please to be considering a second career. YOU would never objectify women except out of ignorance, and you'd bend over backwards to address criticism. YOU would care more about character than appearance. YOU would hit this asshole in the face.
Think it over and get back to us.
Love,
Real Three-dimensional People With X Chromosomes