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[xoverelrainbowx]

I need a boyfriend. I need someone to ramble on to for ages on the phone and complain to about my parents and my friends and make out with in public. I need people to go "OMGJULIEHASABOYFRIENDOMGHE'SSOHOT". And it's sad, really, that all I care about are looks. Sad but true. I suck. I hate myself. And I need to go on a diet. I need to lose weight

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Finding a Lover 101

[death_by_him]

boyfriends are overrated.

i know, it's not much comfort. how old are you? 14. (i just looked at your profile. hehe) when i was 14 i'd never kissed a boy before. i was so upset with myself. i thought there was something wrong with me for a boy not to want to kiss me.

then i did. it was nice. very dysfunctional, but nice. (the original post is still on SNOG!, i think. it's in S&R and is called homecoming. also look at first kiss). and i realized that i was pretty, and i did have a very interesting personality, and that there were plenty of reasons for guys to want to date (and kiss) me. i just had to know how to manipulate them in a way that would be attractive to the opposite sex

Re: Finding a Lover 101

[xoverelrainbowx]

Thank youuuuuuuu. I was just a little depressed. :P But thanks for sharing your pearls of wisdom with me. =D

[death_by_him]

PS: in the words of our friend Niccolo Machiavelli, "love is fickle." so be very careful if you do get guys to like you. it is best to be loved and feared. always believe that you have control.

oh, and i'm sorry for posting such a long comment. i sure can ramble, can't i?

From Max:

[anonymous]

Watch for those damned STDs!