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OKAY GUYS. I JUST WROTE UP SOME FIC. I HOPE YOU ENJOY. you will not get it if you dont rp at caketown. ITS STILL A GOOD READ THOUGH.
Once upon a time, there was a cute little boy. Man. Teenager, whatever, and they called her-- Him, sorry. Little Red Riding Hood. Don't ask me why, that faggot has never even worn
anything red. Though he has worn a hood. His real name was Mikawa Kai though. Which is what i'm going to call him.
Anyways, one day Kai heard from his mother that grandma Nagasumi was very ill, so her-- his mother decided to give him a basket of goodies to take over to Granny Nagasumi.
"But mom, Nagasumi isn't my grandma, and I hate his guts--"
"Shut up and go with the story, hunny."
"..."
Well, anyways with that fourth wall broken, and a very pissed off Little Red, she caved to his mothers wishes and took a basket of goodies and hit the road with them. Mama-Kai told her darling boy not to talk to strangers on the way and all that jazz. However, the main road seemed to be cut off that day. Thinking he had gotten out of giving that creep a basket full of goodies, he went to turn around, only for some faggot to stop him.
"Hey kid, there's another path through the woods, it might be a bit longer, but I'm sure you could make it."
'Son of a bitch.' Thought our little hero, but he trudged on against his will, because the writer is a dick like that.
While walking though the forest, Kai spotted some flowers that looked like they could be the perfect irritant to that idiot grandma of his who wasn't even his grandmother. Or even female for that matter. So he stopped to pick some up, putting them in the basket tucked to the side.
This continued on for quite a way, the teen finding more and more flowers that could annoy the shit out of Granny Nagasumi. That is, until he realized the path was no where in site. "Oh son of a bitch." He cried in exasperation, trying to find his way back to the path.
"Hey, you lost?"
Little Red turned quickly, facing the person who spoke to him. Well. Not person. More like a fucking freak. Bitch had wolf ears, a wolf tail, and wolf paws. Though, for the most part she was human looking enough. Long red hair in pigtails, accompanied by bells. Yeah. Fucking freaks out in this neck of the woods.
"Seems so." He nodded, giving the girl a small nod. It was his families policy to be polite to young women, after all.
"I can help you out, I know the woods better then anyone." The wolf smiled giving a thumbs up, all the while she was planning on how to get that delicious kid into bed with her. I mean, get that delicious looking goodie basket away from him. Yeah.
"Well then, miss..."
"Asuna."
"Then miss Asuna, could you please help me out? I've got to take this basket of goodies to Grandma."
"Sure." Instantly a plan was forming into her head. Though she was never the smartest wolf around, she knew when something was in her favour. She'd go to his grandmothers, lock her in the closet and wait for the boy to appear. It was fool proof.
"... Gonna lead me?" Oh. Right. The wolf nodded again, leading the boy to the path.
"I'm curious, where does your grandma live? She's not the crazy type who lives out in these woods, is she?"
"Nah, the bridge was down, she lives in the cottage just off of the path here." Fuck that wolf was creepy, she either kept eyeing down the goody basket, or eyeing down him.
Once they got back to the path, Kai gave a small bow to the wolf, telling her his name and all that jazz, who simply smiled and waved goodbye to him, before sprinting off into the woods.
See, Asuna knew of a shortcut through the woods and too the cottage. Hell, she'd seen it many times from where she prowled. That was why when she easily beat the kid to the cottage, she wasn't surprised. She knocked on the door, hearing the voice with in.
"Who is it?"
"Its Little Red, i've come with a basket of goodies that mother sent for you!"
"Dude, I was hoping you'd get eaten by a wolf on the way here or something. Whatever, get in here and give me your moms goodies. She's got some mean baking skills."
... That was odd. The voice was definitely not womanly. Sounded like some teen for crying out loud. Oh well, couldn't be as cute as that bo-- basket, she bet. With ease, she came in, subduing Granny Nagasumi and tying him up in a closet, shoving him in while she put on his clothes, hopping into the bed and waiting for Kai to appear.
She had been about to fall asleep when the knock came at the door.
"Open up loser, my mom made me bring you a basket of goodies." The tone seemed to be far from impressed.
Clearing her throat silently, she musted up the best fake granny nagasumi voice she could muster, reciting what he had said to her before. "Dude, I was hoping you'd get eaten by a wolf on the way here or something. Whatever, get in here and give me your moms goodies. She's got some mean baking skills."
The door flew open, and the boy looked somewhat livid. "Don't talk about my mother, scum."
"Whatever, just bring that basket over here."
He did. Though upon closer inspection he voiced things aloud. "Granny, what weird eyes you have."
"Heterochromia, haven't you noticed?" She felt uncomfortable.
"Granny, what big ears you have..." Shit was getting weird in his opinion.
"You just noticed now?" She was getting suspicious, wasn't she?
"Granny, what big boobs you ha--"
Little Red Riding Hood never finished that sentence as he was jumped by that devious wolf from before. The Wolf pulling Kai into the bed so she could have her way with him. And have her way with him she did. With protection of course. The wolf wasn't that type of... wolf.
It wasn't after they had finished that the door came in with a mighty WHACK WHACK WHACK, and a familiar girl with purple-ish hair came in, sporting a woodcutters axe.
"You're a bit late to rescue me, Mawari." Kai frowned.
"Better late then never, right?"
Well, she had him there. "Whatever, just kill the wolf so I can go live in shame forever."
"Mawari will vanquish the evil wolf who killed Nagasumi-san!"
A confused stare from the wolf. "I didn't kill him. He's in the closet, go look yourself."
And while Mawari went to do that, Asuna escaped through the front door, giving a wink to Kai who just groaned in frustration.
This was the last time he was going to let that faggot of an author type a fic at 5am.
THE END
Once upon a time, there was a cute little boy. Man. Teenager, whatever, and they called her-- Him, sorry. Little Red Riding Hood. Don't ask me why, that faggot has never even worn
anything red. Though he has worn a hood. His real name was Mikawa Kai though. Which is what i'm going to call him.
Anyways, one day Kai heard from his mother that grandma Nagasumi was very ill, so her-- his mother decided to give him a basket of goodies to take over to Granny Nagasumi.
"But mom, Nagasumi isn't my grandma, and I hate his guts--"
"Shut up and go with the story, hunny."
"..."
Well, anyways with that fourth wall broken, and a very pissed off Little Red, she caved to his mothers wishes and took a basket of goodies and hit the road with them. Mama-Kai told her darling boy not to talk to strangers on the way and all that jazz. However, the main road seemed to be cut off that day. Thinking he had gotten out of giving that creep a basket full of goodies, he went to turn around, only for some faggot to stop him.
"Hey kid, there's another path through the woods, it might be a bit longer, but I'm sure you could make it."
'Son of a bitch.' Thought our little hero, but he trudged on against his will, because the writer is a dick like that.
While walking though the forest, Kai spotted some flowers that looked like they could be the perfect irritant to that idiot grandma of his who wasn't even his grandmother. Or even female for that matter. So he stopped to pick some up, putting them in the basket tucked to the side.
This continued on for quite a way, the teen finding more and more flowers that could annoy the shit out of Granny Nagasumi. That is, until he realized the path was no where in site. "Oh son of a bitch." He cried in exasperation, trying to find his way back to the path.
"Hey, you lost?"
Little Red turned quickly, facing the person who spoke to him. Well. Not person. More like a fucking freak. Bitch had wolf ears, a wolf tail, and wolf paws. Though, for the most part she was human looking enough. Long red hair in pigtails, accompanied by bells. Yeah. Fucking freaks out in this neck of the woods.
"Seems so." He nodded, giving the girl a small nod. It was his families policy to be polite to young women, after all.
"I can help you out, I know the woods better then anyone." The wolf smiled giving a thumbs up, all the while she was planning on how to get that delicious kid into bed with her. I mean, get that delicious looking goodie basket away from him. Yeah.
"Well then, miss..."
"Asuna."
"Then miss Asuna, could you please help me out? I've got to take this basket of goodies to Grandma."
"Sure." Instantly a plan was forming into her head. Though she was never the smartest wolf around, she knew when something was in her favour. She'd go to his grandmothers, lock her in the closet and wait for the boy to appear. It was fool proof.
"... Gonna lead me?" Oh. Right. The wolf nodded again, leading the boy to the path.
"I'm curious, where does your grandma live? She's not the crazy type who lives out in these woods, is she?"
"Nah, the bridge was down, she lives in the cottage just off of the path here." Fuck that wolf was creepy, she either kept eyeing down the goody basket, or eyeing down him.
Once they got back to the path, Kai gave a small bow to the wolf, telling her his name and all that jazz, who simply smiled and waved goodbye to him, before sprinting off into the woods.
See, Asuna knew of a shortcut through the woods and too the cottage. Hell, she'd seen it many times from where she prowled. That was why when she easily beat the kid to the cottage, she wasn't surprised. She knocked on the door, hearing the voice with in.
"Who is it?"
"Its Little Red, i've come with a basket of goodies that mother sent for you!"
"Dude, I was hoping you'd get eaten by a wolf on the way here or something. Whatever, get in here and give me your moms goodies. She's got some mean baking skills."
... That was odd. The voice was definitely not womanly. Sounded like some teen for crying out loud. Oh well, couldn't be as cute as that bo-- basket, she bet. With ease, she came in, subduing Granny Nagasumi and tying him up in a closet, shoving him in while she put on his clothes, hopping into the bed and waiting for Kai to appear.
She had been about to fall asleep when the knock came at the door.
"Open up loser, my mom made me bring you a basket of goodies." The tone seemed to be far from impressed.
Clearing her throat silently, she musted up the best fake granny nagasumi voice she could muster, reciting what he had said to her before. "Dude, I was hoping you'd get eaten by a wolf on the way here or something. Whatever, get in here and give me your moms goodies. She's got some mean baking skills."
The door flew open, and the boy looked somewhat livid. "Don't talk about my mother, scum."
"Whatever, just bring that basket over here."
He did. Though upon closer inspection he voiced things aloud. "Granny, what weird eyes you have."
"Heterochromia, haven't you noticed?" She felt uncomfortable.
"Granny, what big ears you have..." Shit was getting weird in his opinion.
"You just noticed now?" She was getting suspicious, wasn't she?
"Granny, what big boobs you ha--"
Little Red Riding Hood never finished that sentence as he was jumped by that devious wolf from before. The Wolf pulling Kai into the bed so she could have her way with him. And have her way with him she did. With protection of course. The wolf wasn't that type of... wolf.
It wasn't after they had finished that the door came in with a mighty WHACK WHACK WHACK, and a familiar girl with purple-ish hair came in, sporting a woodcutters axe.
"You're a bit late to rescue me, Mawari." Kai frowned.
"Better late then never, right?"
Well, she had him there. "Whatever, just kill the wolf so I can go live in shame forever."
"Mawari will vanquish the evil wolf who killed Nagasumi-san!"
A confused stare from the wolf. "I didn't kill him. He's in the closet, go look yourself."
And while Mawari went to do that, Asuna escaped through the front door, giving a wink to Kai who just groaned in frustration.
This was the last time he was going to let that faggot of an author type a fic at 5am.
THE END