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[xowenwilsonx]

"Hello, beautiful woman! Do you like shopping? You do? Then let us go to the local shopping mall and I will watch you try on serapes at the Anthropologie store. I did not know there were so many different kinds of serape! Yes, please model them for me! You will try them on and sometimes I will say I like them, but sometimes I will say I do not. Don

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[smegs]

This is why I love McSweeney's

[smegs]

The following are spelling corrections:

*sports
*drunk