blahblahblah suckadick

[xoxoistompheads]

yesterday i turned 25

Comments

[xoxoistompheads]

but you, my love, are just HOT!
come have some cake with me.

[defcash41]

goddamn your mom can cook a meal. i bet you are in heaven with that coldstone pumpkin pie ice cream cake.

yummy in my tummy

[xoxoistompheads]

youre damned right she can.

youre one of the few lucky enough to have experienced a behrends family meal.
DEVINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FOOOOOD.

& yes, i am in heaven. seriously, i could wallow in this cake. WALLOW LIKE A PIG, so fucking.... a;seilhrawlejflskjdgbaskrupgtawhskg

[redandplantlife]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

And wanting David to get a job doesn't mean you're a materialistic assface.

It means you're REALISTIC. It's completely unfair to you to have to work a full time job and have to come home and do the domestic shit when there is somebody with NOTHING ELSE TO DO sitting at home doing nothing when they could be helping you out by just getting the household shit done.

I mean, it really isn't too much to ask, woman! *shakes fist*

<333 Don't burn yourself out. DON'T.

[xoxoistompheads]

im glad i didnt come off as a greedy bitch. i swear, money is the hardest thing in the world, & even when you seriously arent being greedy or jealous, you just cant HELP it sometimes. AHHH!!

*shakes fist*

in all actuality, i would love to be a housewife. hahahaha. SO WRONG!
but see, if he were a house husband, he would be home cleaning! so there!

i love you xo.

[muhlee]

your a money whore.

CALL ME. i get off Lowes at 6. you can call me at work 465-5757 and have me paged, or you can call my cell phone 679.8055. I am taking you to a fantastic dinner in old Towne but only if you call me!!!! let me know whats up/

[xoxoistompheads]

I AM GOING TO CALL YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

davids sad, so i think ill leave him at boomerangs while we go out.
yayyyyy i gettta see my boo.

i aint no whore you hoochie hootinnany.