i was hoping that something at least... cool would happen on 6-6-6. nah, figures. just like y2k, ALL THE FUSS FOR NOTHING!!! DUN DUN DUNNNNN
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on 6-6-6 that day, that day you said nothing happened, oh i had the worst day ever. My book at work full of no call no shows, so i sat around all day. i had a shitty southbeach dinner and when i went to harris teeter to get some icecream i went to pay and pull out my wallet and a pair of panties that were in my purse fell out on to the counter amd then the torental downpours started and i had to run across the street in white pants, getting soaked. it was a shitty day. i've had a shitty week. so i thought that would make you laugh. Did you see that Danny Canada was on myspace?
you KILL me. that whole panty thing... hilarious. like, really really fucking hilarious. i know its mortifying & all, but one day you are going to laugh your ass off about it, & you know it. otherwise, im sorry you had a shitty day. today i went to wawa & got 2 redbulls & a pack of smokes... the total was $6.66. creepy.
& yes, danny got to me before i saw him on there. he left me a very, very sweet message which was really strange, it just didnt seem like the danny i once knew... boy got all poetic. but hey, i think its refreshing. he seems happy. heh, & he has a girlfriend he calls MO! a tiny white girl. holy crap, i couldnt help but see some irony in that one. im guessing him & our mo are no longer... whatever they were.
they were not fresh from the dryer panties either. IT was only slightly embarrasing to have shalqua give me the eye like "i know this white girl did not drop her panites on my counter" NO more sex in public places.
Danny is a doll, i had this email from him waiting for me too, i was like damn all the way from iraq.
I wish i could talk to you and tell you everything that has been going on, all these boys are making me crazy!!
OH YEAH, i forgot. you'll laugh at this. so, i just drove out of my neighborhood, & there is this guy walking down the sidewalk on my right & between him & me there is a huge pack of seagulls. so he's walking towards me, the seagulls between us, & as he passes the seagulls, i pass the fucking gross ass birds as well. THEN- THEEEEEEEENNNNNN!!! a fucking bird flew SMACK into the side of my car. i screamed, the dude on the sidewalk turned & looked, & all in like a split second, the bird riccoched off my car & HIT THE DUDE! I saw it in my rearview, as i was already freaking out that this big fucking bird hit me. when the bird hit the dude, he SCREAMED & RAN AWAY! it was sooooooo hilarious. so im freaking out about the bird hitting my car & laughing histerically at the guy... oh dude, i wish you could have seen it, that mother fucker just RAN, he hauled ass like the bird was chasing him or something. yeah. thats my story. the end. xo.
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kathryn misses lora like whoa x infinity.
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& yes, danny got to me before i saw him on there. he left me a very, very sweet message which was really strange, it just didnt seem like the danny i once knew... boy got all poetic. but hey, i think its refreshing. he seems happy. heh, & he has a girlfriend he calls MO! a tiny white girl. holy crap, i couldnt help but see some irony in that one. im guessing him & our mo are no longer... whatever they were.
i miss you.
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Danny is a doll, i had this email from him waiting for me too, i was like damn all the way from iraq.
I wish i could talk to you and tell you everything that has been going on, all these boys are making me crazy!!
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