Okay, fools. You know that thing where people are like: "Ohemgee! P0st T3h M3m0ryzzzz 0f m3!L33t H4x0rzzzzz@!!!!!one!!!one!!!!EXCLAMATION!"
Well
I gave into the fad. BUTTTTTTTTTTTT (but) I shall redeem myself by doing the OPOSITE! Posting a mem'ry of YOUUUUU.
EUGE! (Translation = BOO YEAH!)
Okay.
First
We'll
Start
WITH
KENDRA
Okay okay okay
So many good times.
Kendra
Remember
At
Briana's party when we made those stupid haunted house thingys and briana was like "WOULD YOU LIKE THE MILKKKK?" Ooooh!!!! And we were all *scary* and rachel L fell down the stairs outside and bashed her lip the day before we went to check out what classes we were in, back when what class you were in actually mattered because you were stuck with that teacher forever.
And in NYC when we took a piece of your hair and dropped it off the empire state building, and then like ten mins later it flew back up from the air currents? ANd when we climbed on the bull in the financial district? And we had to like sprint to try and make it on the LAST TRAIN HOME From NYC??? and remember on the train rides we used to do MAD LIBS?
Oh oh oh and remember that time that I made fun of you? Oh wait, that's all the time. <3
BRIANA
Brianananananananana, remember remember remember at your party, how I used to be the caterpillar in my sleeping bag and attacking EVERYONE and remember that time that we tried to make a path from my house to yours and we went back and forth like fifty times but we didn't even make a dent in the underbrush? And remember that time you guys had a huge box from like your piano or the fridge and we made a HOUSE out of it adn it was awesome? But we brought it outside on the slippin'-slide and under hte spinkler and it melted 'cause it was made out of cardboard?
And remember back in like fifth grade we used to make these *HUGE* tents out of all the blankets in the house in your family-room-thingy?????
AND REMEMBER LOUTIN??????
and remember larry the batting-man that your dad set up? And how I thought he was a real person for like forever!
FENN-TASTIC
Remember that time when you WEREN'T a beast?
"I can't get it out!"
And then remember all the many many many times you've spilled water on yourself? And remember at your halloween party long long ago when I was putting my finger in the flame of the candel, and my nail polish caught on fire???? and then TONY MELINO was dressed as a m and M (I think) and he hit his head on the poll in your basement and he had like a giant lump? And in science class this year when we make fun of MR BURNS like 24/7 and we sit next to each other even though we're not supposed to???
And last year in science you kendra and I would totally cause a stirrrrr. AND XENON IS THE MOST EMO ELEMENT EVER.
KEVIN COLEEEE
Remember that time when your hair was ACTUALLY A NATURAL COLOUR???
<3
Hahaha, and remember remember remember that time when I first came to your house and I was like "Your walls...are...purple..." and we chased down chickens in your yard and we tried to get that rooster but it didn't exactly work? And remember how I tried to slit your throat with your sword but it wasn't sharpened enough to do any damage? And remember how we used to watch COWBOY BEBOP and I nearly cried after the last episode and I had your DVDs for like fifty billion years, and remember how I stole your gameboy and refused to give it back? And remeber that time when I wasn't a klutz? and remember REMEMBER that time I was making fun of the media in front of your dad and then I was like "Um...I so didn't say that" AND THEORETICAL PANTS!
And we watched that insane cheerful perky japanese school girl show with the lesbian fan-girls? REMEMBER SETH THE IMMOBILE PORCUPINE? And remember how we shared like EVERY CLASS together in eighth grade and it was the best year ever? and remember we stayed after school and then randomly everyone dissappeared because there was a party in the library, but we thought there were aliens so we snuck around the school doing knee-slides and pretending to be james bond?
Samuel Write-Fairbanks
"SAMUEL, KICK SAID PUMPKIN ATHWART!" and remember that we were watching the soccer moms drive AROUND the giant puddle and remember we got frappachino things? And remember we were going to make an emo-indie-film about our lives???
ANd remember when we were skanking to Tragic Kingdom by No Doubt in your room? and remember that time I broke your tape into a million pieces? and remember how I used to hate you so much in fifth grade? And remember in FOURTH GRADE we walked to kyle stefanski's house in the snow? And it was prettyful out?
Okay, that's all I feel like doing for now.
<3
Peace out.
PS: I mostly wrote this because I know I'll forget about it if I don't have it recorded.