1. Get into UWMS 2. Be the worst students, which entails: -tying for last on all the exams -arriving late to all classes, usually with a lot of food that we don't share -going to key dates of instruction intoxicated (usually tests) -Sneakily eating pieces of our cadavers 3. Because of our zaniness, befriend Professor Johnson. 4. Die at the age of 35, at 780 bloated pounds apiece.
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1. Get into UWMS
2. Be the worst students, which entails:
-tying for last on all the exams
-arriving late to all classes, usually with a lot of food that we don't share
-going to key dates of instruction intoxicated (usually tests)
-Sneakily eating pieces of our cadavers
3. Because of our zaniness, befriend Professor Johnson.
4. Die at the age of 35, at 780 bloated pounds apiece.
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