Guys are peculiar, you can never predict...

[xpink_bunnyx]

He walks into her room and sees a sexy school girl waiting there...
... he stares, then he says "i want food. i thought we were gonna eat!?"

SERIOUSLY! LOL!

Comments

[xxfrostbite15xx]

rofl...well when you only get laid once every blue moon things like that can put a man into shock. I seriously thought (from the previous phone call mind you) that you were in a rush to get sushi which is why i said "i thought we were gonna eat". So again sorry...i was hungry :( best way to a man's heart is through his stomach...or penis so hey high five. prude....

[xpink_bunnyx]

ouch... my poor little heart can't take the harshness! but, wait, you don't need me at all.... u have BETTY (or w/e u call ur hand)... i'm no competition there ;)

[xxfrostbite15xx]

lol OUCH a little jealous are we? you shouldn't be i get so much more from you...i mean Betty doesn't snore,drool or talk to me in Russian while shes sleeping. Betty doesn't PUNCH ME IN THE FACE EVERY TIME I SEE HER EITHER!

[xpink_bunnyx]

Yeah, i'm special like that. i come in a box with all these wonderful extras. You should really treasure me. So take it or leave it, you ungrateful fool

p.s: don't make me mention mr.tissue ;)

[just_surreal]

HAHA.

You need to plan it all. They need to be fed, first - before you take them out to play!

[calibraxis_x]

yeah that's what happens after you've been dating a while--at first, sex was the #1 priority. after 9 months to a year goes by, not so much!

[crazchick23]

awww julia..... its k

[crazchick23]

this is so hilarious. sr julia.... its amazing