016 [private email to the XIII]
Dear Organization (or Orgy, as we seem to be referring to ourselves as),
I feel the time has come for me to give you a short update on my perspective of things going on. I know that more than half of you could care less what I think- but I determine it important to really get you to grips with my opinion.
It boils down to the simple fact- you all suck.
I will go through the failings one by one.
#1. THE NICKNAMES STOP HERE. I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER SILLY, NAIVE, CHILDISH NAME DIRECTED TOWARDS ME. Those who think that I am rendered completely harmless because of my arm will soon find themselves sadly proven wrong, as they find themselves dangling off the top floor of the Academy.
That's directed especially at you, Roxas.
#2. Stop the fucking bickering. I am so sick of being caught in the middle. Just stop it.
#3. Larxene, pick a gender and stick with it, please.
#4. Stop any kidnapping, abduction, under-handed deviousness, plotting etc. This goes for all of you.
#5. Leave my fucking garden alone, or I will personally turn the next person who touches it into an eunuch.
#6. Leave me alone. Myself, and my social life are of no interest to any of you not involved in it. I don't want any more of you to test my limits, because, frankly, I am tired of dealing with you. It wasn't funny the first time, and it most certainly isn't going to be funny now.
As you can see, I'm sure all of you have one or two things to work on.
- Marluxia
I feel the time has come for me to give you a short update on my perspective of things going on. I know that more than half of you could care less what I think- but I determine it important to really get you to grips with my opinion.
It boils down to the simple fact- you all suck.
I will go through the failings one by one.
#1. THE NICKNAMES STOP HERE. I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER SILLY, NAIVE, CHILDISH NAME DIRECTED TOWARDS ME. Those who think that I am rendered completely harmless because of my arm will soon find themselves sadly proven wrong, as they find themselves dangling off the top floor of the Academy.
That's directed especially at you, Roxas.
#2. Stop the fucking bickering. I am so sick of being caught in the middle. Just stop it.
#3. Larxene, pick a gender and stick with it, please.
#4. Stop any kidnapping, abduction, under-handed deviousness, plotting etc. This goes for all of you.
#5. Leave my fucking garden alone, or I will personally turn the next person who touches it into an eunuch.
#6. Leave me alone. Myself, and my social life are of no interest to any of you not involved in it. I don't want any more of you to test my limits, because, frankly, I am tired of dealing with you. It wasn't funny the first time, and it most certainly isn't going to be funny now.
As you can see, I'm sure all of you have one or two things to work on.
- Marluxia